kris

a fucking grease monkey and the leader of the kkk he also fingers his dog takes it out smells it then tastes it

look at that greasy fuck kris

by greg persky May 1, 2023

Kris

Has A Big Dick, Gets Hella "Hoes" Super Original And Like Eating Pussy And Tits.

Kris Has A Big Dick.

by Look Pimps November 20, 2023

Kris

a bitch ass nigga thats a hoe and cries himself to sleep because of how miserable he is. he sleeps on the streets and begs for nickels infront of the deli

-“ did yk kris gets no pussy at all??”

- “yea bro hes ugly as shit”

by smd5467 November 20, 2023

The Kris-Ted effect

When two guys go out for a fun night, don’t objectify women, meet a lot of people, and in the process of not being assholes, they get drinks bought for them.

Dude, last night I saved so much money because the Kris-Ted effect

by Kj7770 November 21, 2023

You know kris kristofferson?

Well i am piss pissofferson

You know Kris Kristofferson? Well i am Piss Pissofferson. Pauls asking for christmas off again, i say "no" then i spit this song for him.

by Urban dictatur December 3, 2023

National Bully Kris Day

This is a national holiday in which anyone can bully or verbally use their friends called Kris.

“National Bully Kris Day is a nation wide holiday which takes place every Monday.”

by KrisHater123 December 4, 2023

Kris Wu younger sister

Kris Wu younger sister

Kris Wu younger sister

by Handle100 August 8, 2023