kirk-out

has nothing to do with Captain Kirk.
to go crazy, flip out, an action performed by the Yackawayan King.

Yackawayan King: "I'll kirk-out on you bitch."
Potential Member: "Please forgive me."
Yackawayan King: (kirks-out, ripping his head off)
Potential Member: (death girgles, dies like another pussy)

by The U^d3rtak3r November 30, 2006

captain kirk

the act of inserting 2 fingers into the vagina and 2 fingers into the anus. also known as the spock or 2 in the pink 2 in the stink.

let me introduce you to captain kirk

by r. o'conner November 08, 2007

maddie kirk

that's my name and basically, i'm the best person you will ever meet.

'dude, my name's maddie kirk and i'm amazing.'

by bieber's_girlfriend August 15, 2011

james kirk

Completely up himself. Thinks loads of people liek him. Fancies helena, but she really hates him. Knifes stuff, stares at people he likes, can be considered creepy.

'Whos that whos staring at you from 3 inches?' - Oh thats Kirk

by Person 1 April 30, 2005

kirk ass nigga

A lame ass, lying ass, cheating ass, dumb ass nigga that loves his bros and hoes more than his girl and treats his loyal ass girl like shit while boosting up his hoes on the low

Ex: Kirk Frost from Love & Hip Hop Atlanta

You a Kirk ass nigga

by walkernotsally July 29, 2017

james t. kirk

The very essence of all that ever has been or ever will be awesome; the man.

Dude, anybodyan suck my balls, nobody will ever be as cool as James Tiberius Kirk!

by Son of Mogh August 23, 2004

Captain Kirk smirk

A look of self-satisfaction after just defeating your nemesis. Named after the legendary Captain Kirk.

Me: Everything I tell you is a lie. Now listen carefully.. I'm lying right now...

My last Date (who looks like she could have been a Stepford Wife): Error! Error! Does not compute.

I leave with a big captain kirk smirk as my date, who was acting like a total fucktard by not wanting to have casual sex with me starts emitting sparks and smoke from every orifice in her body.

by Alfie The Horndog August 19, 2005