kipping

The act of dating someone in another town/city, and only hanging out with them on the weekends (Friday through Sunday). You are required to do this all weekend, every weekend. The two people engaged in kipping can not be seperated for more than 30 minutes, without at least seeing each other, or getting a telephone call. This act is very common in the South.

Guy # 1 - Where's your boy at?

Guy # 2 - Man...I haven't seen that dude in like a year...he's so busy kipping, he doesn't even know who we are anymore.

by Kam842 September 17, 2007

Killing a Kitten

Refering to masturbation and the internet joke saying that every time you masturbate god kills a kitten.

ex: 1guy 1:DUDE WHAT THE FUCK MY CAT JUST DIED?!!?!?!
guy 2: uhhhhh......hahaha

ex: 2 guy 1: ughhh dude i was just killing a kitten to that miley cyrus video.
guy 2: what the hell man shes as old as your daughter?
guy 1: what? huh? no way. who cares..

by Mr.Tuesday .....bitch December 21, 2009

rat killing

See example. It translates to "Go away and do whatever you were doing before bothering me."

"Go on about your rat killing."

by Jinja September 9, 2005

kipping

kih-ping
Verb
1. The act of chatting online with babe(s). Usually all day.

Originated from the movie Napoleon Dynamite (2004) whenever the character Kip said his most famous quote...

Napoleon: Stay home and eat all the freakin chips Kip

Kip: Napoleon don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to become a cage fighter.

Hey bro can I borrow your phone charger? My phones about to die and I am kipping on snapchat with some babes right now.

by azzhatninja October 10, 2017

Keyboard Killing

When you are online on Myspace/MSN/Facebook etc and are having a fight with someone else. it is full throttle keyboarding slamming out payouts and put them down.

girl one: "lets do some keyboard killing"

girl two: "ok"

girl one: "OMG YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER AND YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HATES YOU"

girl two: "YOUR SUCH A SLUT AND EVERYONE KNOWS WHERE TO GO WHEN THEY NEED A F*^K. YOUR REALLY UGLY AND YOUR ARSE HAS ITS OWN POSTCODE"

girl one " OHKK, you just keyboard killed me"

by mishy!=] August 17, 2009

killing the pig

To make a large sum of money. Derived from a "piggy bank" with so much money in it that it's stuffing and hence killing the pig.

Any one who has bought investment property in Perth, Australia is killing the pig.

by Bacon & Cheese July 25, 2007

kidlings

1) little kids..or younger kids then yourself.. or cute kids!

2) a kid who looks like a DUCKLING!

3) a DUCKLING thatlooks like a kid!

(kayla likes ducklings..hehe)

1) hey kidling..

2) EW..AW..kidlings!

3) quack kidlings..

by kay 2 the la December 27, 2006