Skip to main content

Dutch Kettle

Dutch kettle. When you fart in bed and put the covers over your partners head and they just stay there. Almost a dutch oven but without the struggling to get out.
I tried to dutch oven my girlfriend but she stayed there. She likes the dutch kettle
by Blowjob S&D October 18, 2018
mugGet the Dutch Kettlemug.

Kettle laugh

When you laugh and it sounds like a kettle when the water’s boiling
by CamboxCA January 27, 2024
mugGet the Kettle laughmug.

Fudge kettle

When the person receiving anal is constipated and after a good butt pounding they have a long squeaky butt queef that results in a shart.
I was giving Brenda anal to help her out with her back door blockage and she fudge kettled all over my sheets.
by Kizz8lyn July 19, 2022
mugGet the Fudge kettlemug.

Poppa Bear's Kettle Korn

Best ever fun time snack; perfect mixture of sweet and salty popcorn made in Southside Virginia. Perfectly popped kernals that create a great tasting snack
Poppa Bear's Kettle Korn is a funtime snack that kids and adults love.
by popcorn king January 5, 2019
mugGet the Poppa Bear's Kettle Kornmug.

Different kettle of fish

a completely different type of person or thing from the one previously mentioned.
"the new office is a rather different kettle of fish"
by Arminkshipper April 20, 2025
mugGet the Different kettle of fishmug.

Can of Kettle worms

This here is an evolution of 'That'll be a kettle of worms' which was a gem mixture of 'a fine kettle of fish' and 'a can of worms', all three meaning to describe a difficult situation or problem.

My guess is that the speaker was unsure what was in the can and wanted to make sure to cover all basis
Bro 1: Dude did you read the email, they just shoved out our CEO
Bro 2: Dude you don't want to open that can of kettle worms
by Be May November 27, 2022
mugGet the Can of Kettle wormsmug.

Kettle

Refers to the act of doing something in a ritualistic old fashion manner that could have been accomplished more efficiently through means of a current technology ora faster process. The term originated with tea drinkers who prefer an older approach to the time honored tradition of a social "tea time". It is stated that a certain joy comes from not just the drinking and sharing of a cup of tea but the ritual of steeping the water in the kettle and taking the time to enjoy the entire process involved. A means, to remind folks to slow down in such a busy era and enjoy the process. Also a means to insult someone for being old fashion.
"are you using a tea pot instead of a microwave to heat that cup of water? Whoa's that's Kettle!", "why are you still paying bills with a check book? that's so kettle?", "I enjoy folks who pick up the phone to discuss business instead of an emotionless email or text, it's quite kettle and endearing".
by MD Wayne December 14, 2022
mugGet the Kettlemug.

Share this definition