Ken’s dad

Gone to get milk(basically because his son is a mistake)

Ken’s dad went to get some milk for dinner( two hours later) ... he never came back

by FCC rcbdro March 5, 2020

Ken Men

A second-rate man who speaks in a deliberate high pitch voice, cuts his hair short and combs it up, has little to no facial hair and never stops fake smiling

Anderson Cooper, Dax Shepard, Justin Bieber, Tom Holland, and SNL’s Colin Jost and Pete Davidson are all ken men.

by Micheal Jackson’s Afterthought October 28, 2019

Built to Ken

When a product is built to last a longer than expected. Inspired by the British Soap character Ken Barlow who has featured in the show Coronation Street for 60 years.

This Sharpie still hasn't run out. Say what you like about Sharpies but they are built to Ken.

by Corrieface November 12, 2020

Ken Matthews

A name give to someone who a) never had a real, full time job, like a part time disc jockey, volunteer fireman, and real estate agent, who also sells out to the establishment right wing sacrificing all belief in science and facts just to suck the teet of lies and conspiracy.

Ken Matthews again blames all of the worlds problems on Democrats and continues to give handjobs to Trump and his supporters.

by Zachzilla December 26, 2020

Ken Burns

Often regarded as one of the best video editing effects around.

Hey look Monty used Ken Burns for his video.

by mineplay.nu June 22, 2022

Ken Folan

The person reading this. A person i am so happy i met. the one i want to marry the one that has made me so happy and me and them make compromises daily i hope to see you soon your my other half and always will be i love you for you and not for just your body and not for your flaws i love you for everything from hair to toe your flaws and imperfections wont and dont make me love you less babes your my everything and your everything to Am Am too

~C.F.

Ken Folan is the one im spending the rest of my life wih

by CHARLOTTEFOLAN February 6, 2022

Sad Ken

A horse tipped to win the 3:30 at Chepstow despite odds off 100-1, who was sadly shot along with his jockey for running the wrong way. Can also refer to your mate who is a sad, desperate, lonely old git.

Sad Ken, 3:30 at Chepstow, dead cert.

by Cydermaster September 20, 2021