I can't take it tonight. Chicks aren't digging me. I'm gonna head home, bleach the kangaroo skull, and call it an evening.
by Mr. Dyche November 11, 2008
by icicle bob July 07, 2005
1. An extremely unattractive girl who walks in the bar and NO ONE calls dibs on.
2. A fat ugly whore.
2. A fat ugly whore.
*In Australian Accent* " Crikey!! It's a Two-Headed Kangaroo!!"
by SloppySeconds77 April 28, 2011
Ultimately, so pointless and shocking, you can’t believe you witnessed the stupidest thing ever to exist.
What in the flying kangaroo is this monstrosity.
Mary’s Snapchat story is photos of her while she is taking a shit. What in the flying kangaroo is she thinking.
Mary’s Snapchat story is photos of her while she is taking a shit. What in the flying kangaroo is she thinking.
by Wasn’t Me November 23, 2020
"I saw your girlfriend last night."
"Oh really."
"Yeah, I did the Australian Brown Kangaroo!"
"You asshole!"
"Oh really."
"Yeah, I did the Australian Brown Kangaroo!"
"You asshole!"
by TheBloodyAussie July 17, 2012
Tanned, muscle, lean, hairy gays, who have confidence to stand up to belligerence, and are willing to fight!
Also known as Roos.
Also known as Roos.
Person A: I think I might be a Kangaroo (Gay Tribe)
Person B: How so?
Person A: I’m pretty confident and lean like a real Kangaroo.
Person B: Pffft, gurl, sit down, you’re really an Otter!
Person A: Check out that Roo sizing up the gay competition
Person B: He must be protecting his Joey (see Joey)
Person B: How so?
Person A: I’m pretty confident and lean like a real Kangaroo.
Person B: Pffft, gurl, sit down, you’re really an Otter!
Person A: Check out that Roo sizing up the gay competition
Person B: He must be protecting his Joey (see Joey)
by AussieoftheNorth December 30, 2020
Sexual position originated in Brazil.
Here's how to do the "canguru perneta"
1- The couple should stand and with their bodies glued to each other
2- It is important that one of the two stays against the wall, to avoid falls
3 - The woman lifts one leg around her partner, facing him.
4 - The man holds the woman by one of her thighs while she supports only one foot on the floor (hence the name one-legged 'perneta')
A curiosity: the term kangaroo exists because the partner needs to jump, if she is smallerer than the man, allowing the pace of the transaction and the sensation of penetration.
Here's how to do the "canguru perneta"
1- The couple should stand and with their bodies glued to each other
2- It is important that one of the two stays against the wall, to avoid falls
3 - The woman lifts one leg around her partner, facing him.
4 - The man holds the woman by one of her thighs while she supports only one foot on the floor (hence the name one-legged 'perneta')
A curiosity: the term kangaroo exists because the partner needs to jump, if she is smallerer than the man, allowing the pace of the transaction and the sensation of penetration.
by BrazilianNuts May 21, 2018