Dirty Junya

A dirty Junya is when you use your hand to scratch your balls. After scartching you balls you start using your mouse.

This is like a Dirty Jonas but with your mouse

'Kyle does aa Dirty Junya all the time'

'Ew! dool! he did a Dirty Junya! O!O!'

by peterpanreal May 24, 2024

Thomas Jury

Huge queer with a “perfect dick”. Tends to touch his friends inappropriately in the butt and blame it on his autistic tendencies. Insanely massive perve who was caught jerking off in friend’s bathrooms at sleepovers. Needs to stop touching himself at lax. Also has the harriest asshole known to man.

Go shower bro, ur such a Thomas Jury.

by GoldenOreo February 19, 2025

MasterChef jury

A metaphorical figure representing someone who imposes strict deadlines or expectations, similar to the judges in cooking competitions like MasterChef. This inner critic pressures you to meet milestones to gain approval or freedom.

I had to reach puberty on time so my parents would eventually be comfortable relaxing screen time limits; hence my inner MasterChef jury named Renata could eventually retire, even though she had said, "You can only be on your phone for 30 minutes then go on a walk with your cat" throughout my entire life.

by Emotional Cruiser July 24, 2025

Pulling a Juny

The process of leaving a group conversation half way through speaking and never seen again for a month or two.

Dang, was Paul pulling a Juny? no way!

by CardMo October 11, 2024

Judge, Jury, and Executioner

A commonly used idiom that refers to someone who takes on all three roles in a situation. This person not only makes decisions about guilt or innocence but also carries out the punishment themselves.

Jake: Listen here, Emma. I’m your counselor, therapist, personal shopper, life coach, and if need be, your Judge, Jury, and Executioner

Emma: Uhh... did you just say 'executioner' and 'therapist' in the same sentence?

Jake: I like to cover all bases. Keeps things interesting

by PJ BW April 3, 2025