Jude

Someone who cannot drive and ends up crashing in the process
And stops for police when not having a license

A fore self person

You see that car over there theirs a jude

by Jude666 October 19, 2023

jude

the most godly being at fnf, aka niggasaurus.

jude is cool

by yessirirririririririririririrr January 26, 2024

Jude

A Jude is a sad, greasy little gremlin who crawls on walls and spends weeks playing platformer games. He probably has a fancy name for them, but don't listen to his shit. He will try to get you to like the games in a passive aggressive way. Also plays some weird ass instrument probably.

"Hey, want to play Hollow Knight?"

"Shut the hell up Jude."

by IHATEENGLISHYOUPLEBESCITE January 26, 2024

Hey Jude

a word, to explain towards the judge and the witness

Hey Jude, I didn't swear at school, all I said was what the puck to replace the letter f.

by Anahid January 31, 2024

Jude

Smelly ass Fortnite kid who vapes in the bathroom and cries when you take his vape away.

To have no bitches daily, to beat your meat 36 times a day to being a little shit with no friends.

FUCK YOU JUDE YOU LITTLE SHIT

girl one * You see jude

girl two * you mean the bitch

by JudehaterBECAUSEHEISABITCHAAAA December 5, 2022

Jude

Non-Christian version of Jesus. Was not crucified. "Religion is for chumps, I could beat up any god" (Jude 420:69).

Jude the dude is lewd and is crude who was subdued and sued after watching the Croods nude though the judge was not very shrewd.

by KingOfWonton December 7, 2022

jude cope

the sexiest and hottest manly man in the entire world

Jude cope: Im Jude cope
hot sexy girl: lets have sexy sex

by Zesty boy December 8, 2022