Jonah

Jonah is the sexiest man he is a god in bed or anywhere you want him. He is the sweetest most amazing sexiest man alive ever. I'm the luckiest person to be able to date him. He usually goes really well with Heloisa's and is the best person in the world. SO HOT!!!!!!!!!

A: Did you hear Heloisa is dating Jonah?

B: They are both so lucky!!

by Heloisa Stepan February 16, 2018

Jonah

A child who eats babies in their sleep and then sleeps with their siblings.

Oh, you remind me of a Jonah.

by Rarerocker March 23, 2019

Jonah

A boy that is genuinely caring, is insanely funny and eats all the cheese. He is the guy to wake up at 1:00am and talk to about your personal problems. Is you ever meet a guy who is smiling then you could have you chances that it could be a Jonah

Omg it's Jonah the cheese man

by ChickenCanBeFriedOfCourse April 5, 2018

Janka

A wind-up doll that explodes on demand.

Child: I want that new doll that explodes
Mom: A Janka, that might just be to violent

by Hankyfanatic May 4, 2010

Jonah

Jonah is a nice guy who belongs to sabrina evethough she makes him sick!

Jonah: I gave sexy Sabrina my coat on the walk home
Me: nice
Jonah: now im sick :(

by not kyle thats for sure November 22, 2011

Jockage

Extreme chafing of the boxers or briefs against ones inner thighs from walking around all day.

1. Damn, bro... I have the worst jockage from walking around Gainesville all day. This town really does suck. If I went to school here I would have to kick my own ass.

2. Gainesville is only good for getting really bad Jockage.

3. Ow, I cannot walk back to my bros apt because this jockage in my shorts from walking around Gay-nesville is messing me up.

4. Gainesville = Bad Jockage = MY LEGS HURT = REGRETTING EVER COMING TO THIS PLACE

by Te-Blows phillipino children October 23, 2008

jankalicious

adj. used in reference to something that was/is particularly and especially janky, rude, uncalled for, irritating, ridiculous, inappropriate, shitty, or crappy. The term is normally used in an extremely unserious manner (though janky can hardly be considered more so), so be sure to follow its use with large amounts of laughter.

Instead of saying, "That shit was hella janky," you could say, "Ooh, that shit was jankalicious!"

or "That bitch was jankalicious. Who does she think she is?"

by I Am MoShmo February 22, 2008