Glory- Hey Jesse
Jesse- Yeah
Glory- You're little
Jesse- *Writes a definition of himself
*Jesse plans to show her this definition her
Jesse- Yeah
Glory- You're little
Jesse- *Writes a definition of himself
*Jesse plans to show her this definition her
by OfficiallyMemes May 21, 2018
Get the Jessemug. by The hentai dealer August 11, 2020
Get the Jessemug. by pignot July 28, 2020
Get the Jessemug. he is the best person ever also a really good friend and gets all the girls this dude is beast in basketball he is so cool and is a player and sticks to his promises no matter what
by hdftlhrehekhjthhrtjrhkjr;o;jjh May 16, 2018
Get the jessemug. 
Jess is literally the most perfect girl in the entire world. She is insanely beautiful and super sweet. She's kinda short and she has a lot of shades of brown in her hair. She looks adorable beanies so make sure you make sure you let her try all of yours. Jess is someone whose name makes you happy every time her name pops up on your phone. She's the kinda girl you wanna FaceTime every night for a minimum of 3 hours. You would literally let her fuck ur life up. Your sleep schedule is not gonna exist anymore. But don't worry you get all the energy you need just seeing her beautiful face every night. Seeing her smile is like one of the 7 wonders of the world it will literally make your heart melt. Jess is the kinda of girl you would anything for you'd meet her parents or sneak her into your basement. When she's around you, you will be three times luckier. Everything is better when you do it with Jess. She's also the kind of girl you wanna give all your clothes too, just cause she wears it better then you ever could.
by Om's December 5, 2020
Get the jessmug. Dude #1: God damnit, I payed for dinner every day this past week. My girlfriend needs to get a job already!
Dude #2: Dude, she's jessing you.....
Dude #2: Dude, she's jessing you.....
by Dysprosium June 25, 2009
Get the Jessingmug.