The act of digging up a month or more old corpse for the purpose of consumption. Usually performed by Teen aged Goth girls and their morbidly obese 25+ year old boyfriends that probably shouldn't be around children.
"Hey Joe, wanna go Jerky Mining?"
"Went Jerky Mining with the cybergoth crew, we even took photos of us kissing the body for Insta!"
"I saw some of those goth freaks carrying something wrapped in a sheet near the graveyard, I think they went Jerky Mining"
"Went Jerky Mining with the cybergoth crew, we even took photos of us kissing the body for Insta!"
"I saw some of those goth freaks carrying something wrapped in a sheet near the graveyard, I think they went Jerky Mining"
by Kurdaitcha February 2, 2020
Get the Jerky Miningmug. n.1 The hooker by the bar opened up her legs and i could see her jerky sleeves.
n.2 I had my grandma knit me some jerky sleeves out of the beef that i brought home.
n.2 I had my grandma knit me some jerky sleeves out of the beef that i brought home.
by Tomakazi7322 December 24, 2007
Get the jerky sleevesmug. by tsutsutsu February 17, 2020
Get the quick jerkiesmug. by Mr Ben Dover April 14, 2019
Get the Beef jerkymug. When you sit on your right hand so it falls asleep and then you use it to jerk off while your hand is still asleep
She finally lifted her big head off my hand last night but she wouldn’t wake up so I just indulged in the ol murky jerky
by Bootyclapper November 5, 2021
Get the Murky Jerkymug. When you eat unidentifiable meat but you don't second guess where it came from. The term "Eat" is very broad in this definition.
by Milkmanluv February 6, 2018
Get the Alien jerkymug. I made Bumper Jerky from that deer that busted up my car and sold it for the money to fix the damned thing!
by ZuccheroMorte November 14, 2021
Get the Bumper Jerkymug.