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Free base jerking

Free base jerking is the action of jerking off in unusual locations of your home when no one is home to judge you. A typical arrangement is that you put porn on in multiple rooms and run from room to room jerking off.

With this said no one really free base jerks. It is just a expression that shows the freedom in masturbating one has when no one is home.
I hear your roomates are gone for the week I bet you are free base jerking off everywhere.
by McDousher February 4, 2012
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Jerkitism

One who has the deadly disease of jerkin their mckurkin.
Guy 1: Man, thats the 4th time ive jerked off today.
Guy 2: Dude, i think you have jerkitism.
Guy 1: Is that bad?!
Guy 2: Nope. I have it too.
by KimmieHasHardNipples August 27, 2009
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jerking around

jerking around can mean that someone is behaving like an asshole and is not listening
Quit jerking around!
Why is everyone here jerking around?
by P. Orno December 14, 2017
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Jerkin' the gherkin

Slang for the holy practice of masturbating.
(Ted sees Ed's room is a complete shitstorm of messiness)
Ted: "Ed, have you been Jerkin' the Gherkin?"
by KentuckyFriedDickin November 15, 2018
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chain jerking

When a man uses his own semen as lubrication to continue masturbating immediately after he ejaculates.
Dave has been in his room all day. I think that he might be chain jerking.
by Jim Swanson March 30, 2008
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jereimiah

YOUR BOY!! Hell always have your back!! He may be a BUTT sometimes! But you know you love him....You may even fall inlove with him...most do
isabella- DUDE I THINK IM IN LOVE
jenny- With?
Isabella- JEREIMIAH
Jenny- No shocker...me to!
by #Me! December 20, 2016
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jekia

Jekia is a wise ass female. she's very independent and feels the only person she needs is herself. she might seem shy but, get on her bad side and you'll see what she's really all about. she's very playful but when it comes down to business there's no such thing as playing. Don't ever try to run game on Jekia because she knows the game and is probably way better than you at it . Too make a long story short Jekia is just that female !
I want me a jekia
by hbicshawdy April 18, 2018
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