Crotch Jerky

When she’s not in the mood or dry in the vaginal area.

Damn my girl has have been having hella crotch jerky lately she’s s never in the mood.

by Eatmijello July 18, 2018

Turkey jerky

A merkin turkey that jerks off, to a porno!!!!

James: Yo kevin you are a turkey jerky!!!!

by cookiejar123 June 5, 2023

Turkey Jerky

A blowjob that involes making turkey gobbles

I went by Caity’s house and she gave a me a turkey jerky

by TheGobbled February 29, 2024

Jerky Turkey

For a man to have his penis go limb when he see's someone who is sexually attractive.

Tom had a Jerky Turkey when he saw jessica Alba in a bikini.

by LolzMan101 September 11, 2011

Jive ass Jerky

An offensive saying which can be used for any meaning that a smashbro god such as bobby, feels so.

"Matt yous just a Jive ass Jerky, dope feeding dont no shit, tit licking, butt fucking drugging, sucking dick cheese on a ferris wheel while pillow biting the shit out of your ass due to the fact you have a large dick in yo ear because its a tuesday. Jive ass Jerky!

by Dr. Mario is God July 28, 2010

reverse jerky

reverse jerky- 1)when a man sits on a woman's lap facing away from her and she jerks him off like it is her own dick
2) when the jerker flips their hand from palm under the shaft to palm on top of the shaft and precedes to jerk off

Mother Theresa asked me to sit on her lap last night and much to my surprise I got a reverse jerky.

by fuzziness grime and friends August 18, 2020

Jerky Curtains

Elderly meat curtains . (See meat curtains.) Aged Vulva, old outer labia , senior citizen pussy lips with no odor and zero moisture. The end is near.

Jerky curtains for you! The end is near. End of the road.

by Gkink May 16, 2023