jerkin it old school 

Masturbating/jerking off to porno magazines as opposed to videos and pictures from the internet.

Dude #1 - Whatcha doin?

Dude #2 - I'm jerkin it old school!

Dude #1 - Huh???!!!

Dude #2 - My internet connection is down so I'm jerking off to my Dad's old stash of porno mags instead!

jerkin it old school by Tehtonster March 11, 2011

Shitta Junkin' 

When one opponent blows out another.

Bobby beat Thomas in a basketball game, it was a shitta junkin',

Shitta Junkin' by Zacman jones May 29, 2008

slow jerkin 

When one moves his hand in a motion that resembles masturbating. This is usually done when another person is speaking to show how uninterested you are in what he or she has to say. Slow jerkin must be done in a slower fashion that most are used to in order to exaggerate how boring or lame the person's story is. When executing this you MUST ALWAYS finish and preferably act out cumming on yourself. Once you get good at this you can try more advanced techniques such as slow jerking the person who is speaking and then making both of yours touch. Also eye contact is crucial in slow jerkin.

Person 1: Hey how's it going?

Person 2: Well not too good actually, my girlfriend doesn't like the same kind of music as me. My apartment doesn't get enough southern light and the rug I just got really clashes with the rest of my furnit... OH DUDE YOUR DOIN IT TOO SLOW THATS NOT HOW YOU DO THAT

Person 1: (Slow Jerkin while maintaining eye contact)

slow jerkin by jay f May 8, 2008

Shabby Jerkin 

Busting a nut into a tattered and frayed t-shirt before wiping the jizz covered cloth over your girl's vagina

"Heard he gave her a shabby jerkin."
"That man goes through so many shirts that way."

Shabby Jerkin by aigle December 9, 2022

straight jerkin it 

chillin/doin nothin

"hey man, what you doing?"
"don't know, straight jerkin it"

straight jerkin it by bereft land November 5, 2023