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jellyfish club

The place to be for all “spineless wonders”, aka the super-whipped who will do anything for their partner at a moment’s notice
Mike, your last move clearly won Elle the game at everyone else’s expense. You are certainly a member of the jellyfish club
by mancofteclause October 28, 2023
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vampire jellyfish

A fetus. A collection of cells sucking nutrients out of it's host, and the umbilical cord (belly button) is essentially both your mouth and anus, just like a jellyfish. Thus vampire jellyfish.
The baby is at that vampire jellyfish stage, we don't really know what it is it's just the blood sucker.
by God moment March 13, 2021
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Box Jellyfish

A vagina that has continued the spread of sexually transmitted infections - mainly Chlamydia or Herpes.
" I had consensual, unprotected sex with a woman from the club last week and now it hurts when I pee"

" Ooof madone! Unlucky boyo, looks like you've been stung by the Box Jellyfish"
by RaoulDukeNukem May 3, 2024
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Jellyfishing

Verb: The exaggerated, somewhat fluid, disorganized, and sporadic body movements and gait a person abusing opiates, benzodiazepines and methanphetamines May exhibit.
Also
He was Jellyfishing all over the place when he got off the train and I knew instantly he was abusing opiates and benzodiazepines again.

She was a jellyfish.

He jellyfished around as we stood there talking.
by NM-lfk May 27, 2018
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Jellyfish girl

A girl that lives in her mothers basement and takes charge whenever her mother tells her to, with her mother as her backbone and support.
The jellyfish girl is gonna be there tonight.
by Solid Mantis August 23, 2019
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evil jellyfish

when you’re on your period and you feel a jellyfish like thing flop out of your vagina
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Jellyfishing

When you have to fish the used condom out of his asshole because it slipped off.
After we finished fucking, I had to go jellyfishing so we wouldn't lose the condom.
by Pornicus November 26, 2013
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