Jakob

When someone hits the table really hard, even tho there is a lot of shit on the table.

Ohh, did you just do a Jakob

by Multi289_fan December 16, 2019

jacoby

Jacoby is the one person who has never had a girlfriend and will never have one in the future

Jacoby is my friend but not that kind of friend

by Jacoby/Jackoby/lonely December 17, 2019

Jacoby

Ja⚬co⚬by

A godlike figure, only used for spherical people who share, and Jacoby himself.

Wow, isn't she such a Jacoby?

by Magoby February 5, 2020

Jakobi

A man with a penis so large he could strangle a whale with it. He tends to also be very funny caring and kind but can be extremely dangerous when angry.

Rebecca: Amy, jakobi got that whale dick
Amy: He is the perfect husband!

by big pp boi 98 April 15, 2020

jakobby

A guy that cares about others, is super sweet, honest, has a positive attitude, and shows a lot of love.

Jakobby is honestly a sweetheart.

by Pseudonym-._.- April 18, 2020

Jakob

The definition of a guy with an abnormal large forehead. Not because he is smart but for protection against the pouring rain. People often use a Jakob as an umbrella and can be refered to as a gutter

"Oh no! it started raining again..."
"Quickly grab Jakob he can cover us from the rain with his massive forehead"

by Mastermind69 April 25, 2020

Jakob

Jakob is a kind hearted person who never gives up on anyone and he is just the best person ever

Hi Jakob

Hi

by IRELYN May 18, 2020