Jake

A guy who will be your nakey bro forever. He will always make you laugh and laugh at what you say.

Jake is my nakey bro

by .Dr. Doctor January 14, 2021

Jake

Amino's main hoe.

Jake is the man who shows clear sarcasm and points it out himself.

"Ur soooooo funny" *nobody asks* "yes that was sarcasm"

Makes enemies outta nowhere.

Like I don't fucking get it but tEaCh mOi sEnPaI.

Anyway

#stanJake

by Ada2544 May 28, 2019

Jake

jordan really thinks he super hot.

jordan ; jake talked to me. Now im not going to kill myself

by testie lover October 3, 2022

Jake

An aggressive young person who attempts to assert dominance over his peers by sniping them, he looks like b

Woah jake

by 97PoundRat June 17, 2020

Jake

Jake is usually docile but while snap if he hears one more Jake from StateFarm joke.

Hey Jake from statefarm
Jake:I will snap your fucking neck

by LetsBeFrank0719 January 25, 2021

Jake

Jake is a guy that will do anything you do but better. If you think your the best at something.... Think again because Jake just showed up and he's going to prove you wrong! His nickname is 9 iron for a reason. He can cure scoliosis buy inserting his gigantic penis into any woman's rectum. But he also does men. Not because he's gay but because he's a bro and knows back pain sucks.

Girl: My boyfriend was the best sex ever until Jake came along... He railed me and gave me a spinal realignment all at once.

Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.

by A.Nellzors July 3, 2023

Jake

(adj) to simultaneously be incredibly kind hearted, witty, and pure. If a person jakes, the people around them will be immediately drawn in and attracted. This is partially because the act of jaking itself makes someone into an immediately gorgeous person with an incredible personality. Jaking is very rare to see, so if you ever happen to witness it, you would be wise to document the experience, as you may only be able to see it once in you ur lifetime.

I swear that, if I'm mucky enough, I'll get to marry that guy who jaked in the quad last week.

by Jack Jackerson Jockery Joe October 3, 2018