The cell belly is the massively oversized abdominal region often seen on the people that spend the majority of their time glued to their mobile devices. Often seen in accompanying a well developed case of tech. neck, the cell belly is typically an indicator of a devoted web browser, blogger or social media hound.
Jane: So, what happened to that New Year's resolution that you told me about? You said you'd be rocking a six pack this summer?
John: Oh yeah. About that, I made a new resolution. Instead of rocking a six pack, I'll be rocking this sweet cell belly!
Jane: Damn. Just damn.
John: Oh yeah. About that, I made a new resolution. Instead of rocking a six pack, I'll be rocking this sweet cell belly!
Jane: Damn. Just damn.
by Aulderath July 30, 2016
Get the cell bellymug. An amazing piece of technology that lets you talk to people on the other side of the planet, but is never appreciated.
by Toadzi11a September 1, 2013
Get the Cell phonemug. An explosive device in Rainbow Six Siege activated by taping and wiring a phone to explosives using the other phone to call the exploding phone to make it explode.
by bababooey booshman December 8, 2020
Get the Nitro Cellmug. When one grabs their phone from their pocket/purse/anything, and the moment they do they recieve a new text message or call. Like they knew it was coming.
Person 1: Dude, the moment I picked up my phone, someone called me!
Person 2: Dude, your a cell psyche.
Person 2: Dude, your a cell psyche.
by Razolicious August 17, 2009
Get the Cell Psychemug. Common disorder in which the heart pumps nicotine throughout the body. Obtained from excessive amounts of nicotine.
by Dr. Gaughn September 26, 2018
Get the Cig Cellmug. A person too lazy to get off their ass and go see colleagues in the same office or building, who contacts them instead by cellphone.
At the watercooler....
Jon: Hey Sally, how's things?
Sally: Not bad. Got any weekend plans?
Jon: Well, I was thinking (phone vibrates) sorry, gotta check this. Hello? (looks around, sighs) I'll get one.
Sally: Who was that?
Jon: Bob. He wanted a cup of water.
Sally: But he is sitting right over there! What a cell potato...
Jon: What's a 'cell potato?'
Sally: Ever heard of Urban Dictionary?
Jon: Hey Sally, how's things?
Sally: Not bad. Got any weekend plans?
Jon: Well, I was thinking (phone vibrates) sorry, gotta check this. Hello? (looks around, sighs) I'll get one.
Sally: Who was that?
Jon: Bob. He wanted a cup of water.
Sally: But he is sitting right over there! What a cell potato...
Jon: What's a 'cell potato?'
Sally: Ever heard of Urban Dictionary?
by Lex Sleuthor April 26, 2010
Get the Cell potatomug. by wilsoncooperakarickytrevor January 4, 2018
Get the sad cellsmug.