aj hands

when your hands turn purple because you’re adopted

yo that kids hand is so purple he must have aj hands

by 69mum October 23, 2019

Resin Hand

Condition that is caused by getting weed resin on one's hands, usually occuring after the cleaning/emptying of a bowl, bong, pipe, etc. Common side effects include sticky hands/fingers, impossible-to-remove black goo, and lingering pot odor.

Person 1: Dude I don't know if I can go to class today.
Person 2: Why not? We aren't even that high.
Person 1: I just got resin hand. I think I'm gonna have to wash my hands for the next hour to get rid of the stickyness and stench.

by Baby Kush July 4, 2012

Cheese Hands

A temporary case of spontaneous cerebral palsy anatomically specific to the hands and fingers caused by excessive binge drinking and a genetic predisposition towards being a Cheeseman. This condition inhibits the afflicted individual's fine motor skills and greatly enhances his overall goofiness.

" Check it out. That guy just tried to hug a girl and ended up dropping his drink and poking her in the eye. It's so sad when an otherwise fun night is ruined by chronic Cheese Hands."


"No, he's not actually retarded. He just finished off his fifth of Pepe Lopez and now he has Cheese Hands."

by East Bridge March 30, 2009

trump hands

Having relatively small hands. Often unnaturally orange in color.

She should have known his dick would be so small and weird by his trump hands.

by Tycho Bro August 3, 2016

knife hand

When you take either your left or right hand and extend all fingers, with your thumb extended along the hand, much like a karate chop and you point your "knife hand" at other people and tell them how fucked up they are. Using lots of expletive deleteds are exceptable. You can also throw knife hands, which mean you are point your knife hand furiously at an individual in hopes he or she will retaliate with physical force in which you will ankle pick them and throw knife hands into their throat.

Did you just knife hand me?

by Muzz7297usmc October 10, 2008

hand shandy

n. a wank

synonyms: five knuckle shuffle, hand to gland combat, a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters

Colleague A: Where's Paul gone?
Colleague B: Off for a hand shandy I bet.

by Anonymous January 8, 2003

Yaoi hands

When, in a manga, mostly during sex, one of the people or both of them have insanely large hands. We're talking hands that are larger than their heads.

"The seme had huge hands!"
"I know, right. Talk about yaoi hands!

by V203 February 14, 2018