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politically washed

forcing an political opinion on a topic which doesn't have any discussion about it prior, particularly found on twitter.

another way to identify those who are politically washed is to examine whether they have high amounts of gullibility.
Adam: "This donut tastes incredible."
Jeff: "You sound like you're part of the far-right lmao"
Adam: "God damn, how embarrassing, you're so politically washed that you don't realize my comment has nothing to do with politics".
by BigBoiV December 6, 2022
mugGet the politically washedmug.

Jug Wash

To cover the breasts with semen and then rub it around with the penis like basting a turkey with butter.
by Captain Jugwash February 20, 2009
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Wash Ass

When you are wiping your ass over and over from an angry shit, it's time to hop in the shower and clean your ass off. Don't forget the crack. Once you've lost this wiping battle and have a rash, it's time to wash ass.
After 3 flushes and 20 minutes of wiping, I had to wash ass.
by IfYouLetMeDoOneMoreTrick September 17, 2018
mugGet the Wash Assmug.

wash that puss

A loving way for a mother to tell her daughter that her pussy smells.
Addie, you need to wash that puss. You will feel better when you do!
by jag3dc June 6, 2018
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Bloke wash

instead of washing properly, just spraying excessive amounts of deodorant in an attempt to smell fresh and ready to go.
Mick- Quick let go, we've got some chicks to meet,
Paddy- dammit i haven't showered yet and i stink
Mick- no worries- heres my deodorant, -just have a BLOKE WASH and we'll get moving!
by pubstarz July 17, 2009
mugGet the Bloke washmug.

Ninja wash

The act of cleaning, drying and putting away something so quickly in succession, it appears to the onlookers as if you never even used the utensil at all, thus having the speed of a ninja, or chuck norris.
Chad: Yo Pete did you get any food?
Pete: Yeah! I finished already.
Chad: Then wheres your plate? I don't see it in front of you
Pete: Dan just took it.
Chad: I just checked the kitchen there's no dirty plates...
Pete: He must've done a ninja wash.
by Daanyal June 6, 2010
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Wiener Wash

After a man takes a poops in a toilet, he curtsy flushes. During the flush, the water splashes on the penis head.
*flush*

Man 1: Woah

Man 2: Sounds like you got a wiener wash!
by Novacaine86 May 7, 2010
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