Space Shipping

NASA has a vigorous training program. Many routine activities are rehearsed here on earth to make sure they are done properly in a weightless environment. In space they use a vacuum suction toilet to help remove excrement from the bowels. Here on earth they have a practice facility that simulates the feeling of a space bowel movement to train the colon for interstellar missions. The training involves a patriot volunteer with strong lungs that can create superior tidal velocity as they cusp the rectal opening with their lips. This simulation is the most realistic training of the use of such hi-tech facilities.

"Hey I just ate a 4 pound burrito and it didn't settle right. Wanna go Space shipping?"

by Brad McBro June 17, 2016

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classmate shipping

when one ships 2 people in their class or from other classes

person 1: omg I totally ship Mateo and Adelle
person 2: do you have a ship name
person 1: Mattel
person 2:
person 1: what
person 2: best classmate shipping name ever

by That_One_Wierdo April 11, 2018

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ship fodder

a character in a show or movie who has multiple implied or directly stated love interests. this character is usually very attractive and also not the main character. they usually exist either to give the audience someone to thirst over or someone to ship aggressively with every single character they come into contact with.

A: do you like shoto todoroki from mha?
B: nah, he gives me ship fodder vibes

by kifvnt February 3, 2023

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