Ditch Mattress

A mattress found in a ditch. Or an insult. A rude/inconsiderate/ghetto/impolite person.

Stop being such a ditch mattress.

by Pb&jelly:-) April 19, 2019

Ditch Slap

A longboarding event that is hosted in Albuquerque, New Mexico, among the most beautiful ditches and tunnels you will ever see in your life. Basically, one of the best longboarding events of the year.

- Eyyy, are you going to be at Ditch Slap next year?

- In a second, man. I've been itching to tame those concrete monsters since last year.

by Ciscokiddddddd May 08, 2009

Nigger ditch

The camel toe of a heavy set black woman

Man 1: hey that girl is huge
Man 2: she's got a nigger ditch the size of the Nile though

by ZASJ March 10, 2016

Ditch Missle

A specific type of sport motorcycle. Favored for being lightweight. The ditch missle is an easy bike to perform tricks on.

Also known as 'crotch rockets' or 'sportbikes'

There goes that kid riding his "ditch missle" again.

Honda CBR600 and Yamaha FZ6 are types of Ditch Missles.

by RareBreedTM August 28, 2008

skin ditch

A euphemism for a dirty vagina.

That skin ditch from the bus station offered to blow me for a danish.

snatch quim cooze cunt vag

by Breakshite December 10, 2010

ditched eyeballs

people who are better than little wannabes

the ditched eyeballs controlled and ruled everything

by paige babe June 12, 2007

Pitch and ditch

To put a small child to bed quickly by putting her in her room and leaving, avoiding bedtime rituals.

She didn't want to hear any bedtime stories, so I had to pitch and ditch.

by tommyleftone November 24, 2010