Public Restroom

Another way to say "Magic Tree House". The Magic Tree House series is actually just Jack and Annie falling asleep is a public restroom and having dreams.
Johnny: What's your favorite book series?
Jimmy: Public Restroom
Johnny: OMQ me too!
by stepshift October 15, 2018
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public hair

A rather unfortunate misspelling of pubic hair; that nasty-ass hair that grows in your crotch.
♬ "I'm not ashamed if my public hair" ♬
by Telephony2 August 09, 2023
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Public breakfast

When a male on the toilet is shitting, he runs outside with shit sticking half-way out his ass, and screams, "LOOK AT MY BREAKFAST!"
by Thethekvr April 02, 2014
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Public Commenter

A public commenter is one who comments on public pages, news articles or Facebook posts. These comments are not directed at anyone in particular and can often be riddled with grammatical errors.

It is often not until you become friends with someone that you find out they spend their spare time on the internet making unintelligent comments to an unspecified audience.
Natalie: "Oh, I found a really cute guy on Tinder the other day; then I found out he was a public commenter!"
Hayden: "A public commenter, what did he do?"
Natalie: "He commented on Mark Zuckerberg's recent post saying "The new Facebooks so dumb, bring da old one back!!!"
Hayden: "Should have swiped left!"
by pony1234 July 20, 2016
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publicity friend

A person or group you hang out with simply to take photos with. These people are not your real friends and annoy you but it's worth the reputation.
"That bitch annoys me so much but she is all over my Instagram."

"That's because she's your publicity friend."
by iknowords.com May 05, 2017
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Public Whispering

Whispering load enough in public for people to hear you while still pretending the converstaion is private. (Usually used when you are afraid the stranger you are talking about thinks what you are saying is mean when, in fact, it's not.)
John: *Whispering* "Steve, do you see that guy over there?"
(Then John sees the "Hat Guy" notice that John is whispering about him.)
John: *Public Whispering* "I love his hat."

{Note- When public whispering, the whisperer is only making sure that the subject of talk knows the conversation isn't gossip.}
by Hat_Girl March 31, 2010
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Public Blast

To call someone out in a public setting in order to embarrass them
Mandy: "I always leave work after you, David!"

David: "No, you are always gone like 10 min before you are supposed to leave."

Mandy: "Uh, no I don't. I know the truth."

Mike: (to co-workers) "Who thinks Mandy leaves early?"

Co-Workers: "She totally leaves early everyday"

Jessica: "Damn, Mandy, you just got put on public blast!"
by Clean21 May 01, 2008
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