Me: hey bro why don’t you have a girlfriend yet
Brother: *beep boop bop*
Me: BRO
Brother: GET OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT POCKET EDITION ON MY IPAD!!
Brother: *beep boop bop*
Me: BRO
Brother: GET OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT POCKET EDITION ON MY IPAD!!
by Chill_ February 23, 2019
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Get the iPad kid mug.The reason why we use condums. Also the result of fatherlessness. These kids are retarded to say the least. They are a different breed of human who live their iPads because they're parents are fucking terrible and only bought them the iPad so they don’t have to socialize with their kids. They usually are 500 FUCKING POUNDS OVERWEIGHT AND THRIE TANTRUMS WHEN THEY CAN BRAIN ROY THEMSELVES WITH THE FUCKING RETARED AND DEAD LAND OF YOUTUBE SHORTS. they are setup for failure in every way and will most definitely will not enjoy the world of “outside” if they are exposed to the great outdoors, they WILL HAVE THE MOST EXPLOSIVE FUCKING TEMPERTANTRUM KNOWN TO MAN. PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ALL OF THESE FUCKING TARDS.
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It would be fucking hilarious if we took the iPad from it, I wanna see the tantrum it would have,
Touching it might not be a good idea because it has fucking diseases on it
It would be fucking hilarious if we took the iPad from it, I wanna see the tantrum it would have,
Touching it might not be a good idea because it has fucking diseases on it
by Ballslover42069 December 30, 2023
Get the Crusty ipad kids mug.This term "iPad addict" refers to people bearing the traits of iPad kids, e.g. being addicted to screen devices like iPads. But, this term encompasses wider age groups, from children, teenagers, to adults.
My brother is such an iPad addict; he can spend hours scrolling through videos and playing games, just like the kids we used to see at the park.
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
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iPads can also be used by some grateful children or by older people (50+) as their eyes have become too unable to see anything smaller- not trying to be rude it’s just the truth :)
iPads can also be used by some grateful children or by older people (50+) as their eyes have become too unable to see anything smaller- not trying to be rude it’s just the truth :)
Some mums (not all): Teddy pls stop screaming here have the iPad
Teddy: *stops screaming and becomes entranced by the iPad*
Teddy: *stops screaming and becomes entranced by the iPad*
by Doratheexplorastwin June 15, 2021
Get the iPad mug.A valiant and brave ipad that has survived the wrath of many ipad kids rage throughout its time. used to sometimes mock people who are getting angry and is characterized with stewie tantrums
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