i am not reading this

When you don’t want to read something

This is really long I am not reading this

by Kob07 May 21, 2018

i am a hacker

What you say in a chatroom when you have a death wish.

Noob 1 : I WILL DDOS YOUR MOM!
Noob 2 : I am a hacker too...
This chat has been shut down by the FBI

by Node13 November 9, 2018

I am not suicidal

A phrase commonly said before a person exposes or speaks about possibly damaging information, usually related to the government or one of its agencies.

John: "I am not suicidal; I have 100% legitimate proof the CIA assassinated Jeffery Epstein"

The CIA: "Damn, how are we going to take him out now!"

by JohnFortniteKennedy December 27, 2022

I am cold

I don t give a fuck about what people think but i am going in a warmer place and even if i need to kill someone it would be self defense.

This hot tub doesn t work, I am cold

by Steve_the_magnificent August 18, 2021

I am Poop

Means that you need friends and your funny

-looks at roblox profile decription- -ses i am poop- This man needs friends.

by anonymous January 11, 2021

I am the captain

Someone who thinks they're the leader but really they're way below that.

"Look at me, I am the captain now."
"Shut up andre."

by Stancehasantsinhispants March 30, 2017

I am legend

Fuck you micheal I refuse to watch I am legend

Micheal being an I am legend right now

by Long Mcshlong December 2, 2016