i am not no jerk

When you are not a jerk but you never succeeded in English class

Hey, i am not no jerk!

by H4rry11k September 14, 2017

I am the captain

Someone who thinks they're the leader but really they're way below that.

"Look at me, I am the captain now."
"Shut up andre."

by Stancehasantsinhispants March 30, 2017

i am confussion

When the wierd russian lady thinks you have a big dong then finds out that its small

You said it was but, i am confussion

by heydaddyiwannadie February 5, 2018

I AM ATOMIC!

Let's go! "Eminence in Shadow" is another one. He's got the slime! He's got the asmr-girl harem! And he's a bit of a sociopath... But that's ok!

Hym "I AM ATOMIC!"

Iam "Can you stop? You've been running around screaming that for-"

Hym "I AM ATOMIC!" 🤜😖

Iam "Ow..."

Hym "I AM ATOMIC!!!"

by Hym Iam October 28, 2023

I am not suicidal

A phrase commonly said before a person exposes or speaks about possibly damaging information, usually related to the government or one of its agencies.

John: "I am not suicidal; I have 100% legitimate proof the CIA assassinated Jeffery Epstein"

The CIA: "Damn, how are we going to take him out now!"

by JohnFortniteKennedy December 27, 2022

I am Poop

Means that you need friends and your funny

-looks at roblox profile decription- -ses i am poop- This man needs friends.

by anonymous January 11, 2021

I am pog

Yes u are and so am I. But I bet we are more bored than pog.

bob: I am pog
Billy: yes u are
Bob: :)
billy: :)

by i give up on finding a name January 21, 2021