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Hypocrite

Someone who judges other people harshly, when they themselves are no better, or are even worse. I’m sure glad I’m not one of them!
All moral arbiters are hypocrites, in one way or another. The only non-hypocrite is God.
by God_help_me January 6, 2023
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Hypocrite

Someone who does the following...
1. Taunts people for watching (porn) then goes home and watches porn while (playing with themselves)
2. Says "I DON'T LIKE SECRETS!" and yet they pull people away and (gossip)
3. Talks about how gross Justin Bieber is and then you go over to their place and see them kissing a card board statue of Justin and putting their hand down their undies.
1. "Ew you watch porn your so gross" (goes home) "oh oh oh OH FUCK!"

2. "I HATE SECRETS STOP IT!" (later) "Hey come here i gotta tell you something..."
3." I hate justin bieber he's like so gross" (at a sleepover) "Oh yeah baby kiss meh!"
ALL ARE HYPOCRITES!!!
by Ew123 June 27, 2019
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Hypocrite!

Milo... That is the EXACT DEFINITON
Milo: I don't know what hypocrite means....
Asher: *points* HYPOCRITE!

Milo: *kicks someone*
Person: Dude What did i do to you??
Milo: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!
by NO ME DIGA June 1, 2018
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hypocrite

Someone who tells people to not do something that they do themself.
Vicky: You can’t eat any of the cake, it’s for the party!
Madison: Oh okay sorry
Vicky: *eats a slice of cake*
Madison: Wow you’re such a hypocrite Vicky!
by parkjiminmochi April 15, 2019
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Hypocrite

a hypocrite is someone who preaches one thing but in reality he practices it also.
Keandre: Yeah i use this page to stalk my girl.
Erica:... wait *remembers that time when Keandre cussed out someone for stalking his page* Youre a hypocrite
Hypocrite: someone who preaches one thing but in reality he practices it also.
by MediumMilfNoMoney October 8, 2017
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hypocrit

Someone who accuses you of something they do themselves

(aka a cunt )
Reece is a hypocrit
by sizzlebob69 September 25, 2020
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hypocrite

An individual who preaches for (or against) something, and ironically does (if secretly) the very opposite himself/herself, and/or tries to blame the other/s for how they may respond to an incident, when they're the one who started the incident in the first place, in which case, not only would one be a hypocrite, but a coward.
"Why did you tell on me? And why did you confront and threaten me?" "Don't you dare try to blame us, you hypocrite. You're the one who started it."
by BlueMoon1 April 16, 2025
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