Hypnotic Pi

When autistic folks and idiot savants claim that hours-long meditation on the seemingly random or sacred digits of the number π puts them in some kind of trance, which allows their mind’s eye to see sexy numerical patterns or relationships, or to visualize kaleidoscopic geometric shapes in higher dimensions.

Number theorists obsessed with the properties of π love to indulge themselves in hypnotic pi activities, hoping to experience a few aha! moments, which could help them secure early tenure thanks to some breakthrough results or elegant proofs on pi that grace the pages of reputable math journals.

by MathPlus June 27, 2021

Gypsy Hypnosis

A trait commonly found in individuals that move from place to place (or couch to couch) promising money and fortune, but never delivering. They are especially crafty when it comes to eating other people’s food and drinking their boos. One is strongly discouraged from letting one of these types into your home or car and NEVER, I repeat, NEVER loan them money under any circumstance. If you do, forget about any thoughts or attempts at retribution!

Bo must of been under the influence of "Gypsy Hypnosis" when agreed to front Kevin $150 in Vegas.

by Paul February 2, 2005

Sissy Hypno

A type of increasingly popular porn, using fast-moving imagery, and subliminal words, both spoken and subtitled, to alter a whiteboi's sexual preference, and to negatively affect his sexual ability. By associating a whiteboi's sexual arousal, with sex between Black Men and white women only, a whiteboi loses his ability to get an erection for women of his own race, unless they are having sex with a Strong Dominant Black Alpha Male. A whiteboi will become disgusted by white on white sex and porn, and will eventually, voluntarily surrender his masculinity, as well as his rights to erections, masturbation, and/or orgasms, forever. Contrary to popular belief, this condition is totally irreversible, after 1-3 years of exclusive consumption of Sissy Hypno Porn.

Constant viewing of Sissy Hypno Porn for the last year, has made me completely impotent for naked women.

by Princess Crystal Lynn September 29, 2023

Hypo-Mitt

A term used to describe Mitt Romney in the event that he is being a hypocrite or acting hypocritically.

"Hypo-Mitt attacked his opponent in 2002 for failing to release her husband's tax returns but now is refusing to release his own."

by lifesamountain,notabeach July 22, 2012

hypnoticgg

fat ass with big ass lips

that nigga almost has bigger lips than hypnoticgg

by biglongnosejkap March 11, 2015

Hypnobanger

1.A song so good that it makes your heart ache,or almost bringing you to tears. It's far better from the "very good" or "heavenly" type of music,and only a few songs from the vast history of music are hypnobangers. You can't get tired of this song and it sometimes even gives sexual arousal if it has dreamy or pompous imagery too,and can also freeze you in a certain position;a song you find so good it has hypnotic effects.
2.Cheri, Cheri Lady

Somebody:Just listened for the 1st time to this song named "Cheri, Cheri Lady" and it's awesome.
Cheri, Cheri Lady Fan:First time? Ultimate hypnobanger. Let's listen together.

*3 minutes later*

Somebody:Are you...okay?

by aggin19 April 17, 2020

hypnofilmz

a tiktoker with like 5k followers i cant remember

,,hypnofilmz likes popee the performer i think''

by .toiki May 2, 2021