Saddam Hussein

Wimp-ass bizatch hiding in Iraq from the american troops begging for help from his little shitty army that shits a lot on shits.

Saddam Hussein is a girl.

by Shadow_Lord July 24, 2003

Saddam Hussein

an iraqi that likes to eat shit and fuck shit every day

saddam eats cock

by ffff December 11, 2003

Saddam Hussein

Related to Dick Hertz(another poster here). Because they both love the killing of innocent people.

Mass Graveyard

by Clintonhater June 4, 2003

hasselhoff

When something is hard to do (also can be a missionhoff)

Setting up broadband was a Hasselhoff

by drschming April 4, 2005

Dirty Hussein

As with the "dirty sanchez", while a male and female have doggy-style sex, the male fingers the female's ass and then wipes it across her upper lip forming the moustache. In the "Dirty Hussein" variation, the male executes the finger wipe and then proceeds to put his arms out to the sides, look up and go "AAAAALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA"

The date didn't go to well, so I executed a textbook Dirty Hussein to end the evening.

by MTBbee May 30, 2008

Hussein

PROCEED WITH CAUTION, Hussein's are evil beings they seem nice at first but can easily brake your heart. If you really want a guy to take things slow with do not approach a Hussein because they do not want to take things slow and are ready to kick you to the curb at any time, Hussein's do not appreciate people and think very highly of themselves

Izzy: I thinks this Hussein guy is cute
Charlotte: NO, he is evil i tell you dont do it i know a guy if you really want
Izzy: Really?!? who is it
Charlotte: His name is kurtis

by Popcorn2.0 May 12, 2019

hasselhoffer

Just like David Hasselhoff in Bay Watch, a 'Hasselhoffer' is a man who is clearly past their prime and who still believes that they have “got what it takes”. They act in such a way, with the ladies, that they believe that they would still be attracive to you but they would actually makes you cringe.

An older man who annoys you when you look at them on screen, and makes you feel that if they were to “come on to you” or try and chat you up, your flesh would creep.

They think that they are suave, sophisticated, charming but are actually well past their expiry date and are not cool at all!

David Hasselhoff
Pierce Brosnan
William Shatner
Tom Jones
Tom Selleck
Clint Eastwood
Burt Reynolds
Donald Trump

NOT a Hasselhoffer
Jack Nicholson
John Travolta
John Malkovich
Dustin Hoffman
Sean Connery

by Niki & Sue - B-O-A August 5, 2008