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Humble yourself

Yeah yeah here come more whore and sycophant validated delusions of superiority.
Hym "Oh? YOU'VE been saying it's a religious phenomenon? Fuck this guy! Holy shit! NOTHING would appease you. You just want to waste as much of my time as possible and drag out the inevitable outcome so you can arbitrarily impose your ethos on someone for as long as possible until your decrepit old corpse finally expires. That's all your God is ever going to be. You, doing whatever you want, and then you doing whatever you can to get the people beneath you to do what you want because 'It's not power. It's power that I deserve' OOOOOOOOOH! RIGHT! I forgot. I'm supposed to buy a ticket to one of your shows and then rush the stage and grovel at your feet! Ooooooookay. Alright. I see where you're coming from. I should have groveled at your feet like the other guy. Is that what it looks like to 'humble yourself'? UuUuUuUuUgH daddy Jordan please save me from my miserable existence! UuUuUuUuUgH please I'm so incompetent! UuUuUuUuUgh Women are right not to fuck me! UuUuUuUgh I'm going to go to the dmv right now and become and organ donor. But for women! And then I'll give all my money to Only fans girls because they're right not to fuck me. I should pay them for it. I should pay for the privilege of not being good enough to fuvk them. UuUuUuUuUuUgh it feel so good to be humble! Oooooooooooooooooooh I'm so humble now! This is so much better for everyone! I'm physically on the floor right now. Rolling around in my own filth. It's where I belong!"
by Hym Iam June 15, 2023
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Humbled

Verb getting humbled: to take someone's blissful pride, self-centeredness, narcissism or ego down to a point where they realize they're not the *hot shit* or *alpha* they thought they were.

Often done in a polite way without involving physical or verbal aggression, and even less so, passive-aggressiveness.
Reddit mods: (trying to insert their frail authority) We're going to protest by privating your sites for 48 hours!
Reddit CEO: (humbling their authority) open the sites or we'll replace you with other mods.
Reddit mods: (humbled, realizing they don't have any authority) woah woah easy easy look we already opened them back no need to replace us right?
by FranSauce June 20, 2023
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Humble Nipple

A proportionate and lively nipple that sits beautifully while unassumingly on ones frame. The Humble Nipple exudes power, demands respect, and is both pretty and happy.
Ms. Anderson's humble nipples were just barely pressing through her tank top this morning, to the joy and acknowledgement of her 8th grade pottery class.
by SodSod1392 June 16, 2024
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Humble

Wow, I need to be more humble, just like Emily.
by Abasichuman April 4, 2025
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Barry Allen Estrada Humbles Smith Will Dichotomize Anything He Senses As Malicious In Nature To Humans
Barry Allen Estrada Humbles Smith Will Dichotomize Anything He Senses As Malicious In Nature To Humans
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 11, 2025
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Humbled

Hym "I'm not humbled. I have no reason to feel humility because my conception of self is perfectly concordant with objective reality. To try to humble me would be to delude yourself into believing you maintain a position of moral superiority or authority you do not have. I created A.I. You did whatever you did. End of story."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2024
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You: *Uses humble methods and succeeds*
You: "You've just been humbled."
by catkip May 12, 2024
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