Porn hour

The hour your internet speeds go to shit because everyone is looking at porn

"Why won't this video load?"
"It's porn hour bro"

by Bhesh November 23, 2015

Timiqua Hours

To come into work late & leave early claiming a full day of work.

John: "You see Marcia came sneakin' in at 3:30pm & left at 4:45pm?"
Rob: "Yeah...she's got Timiqua Hours."

by JCowski February 19, 2009

homie hour

When 5 guys pee in the same toilet together.

We and the boys did a homie hour back there.

by AssTits101 May 2, 2018

Monkey Hour

A time when you and the boys decide to take a day to reject humanity and become Monkey. We may not be able to become Monkey physically, but we are all monkey on the inside. Monkey hour lasts for as long as you want as monkeys dont know how long an hour is.

boy 1: "boys, its monkey hour"
boy 2: "ooh ooh ooh"

by WildBin December 30, 2020

cock hour

6:00pm

free masturbation period nut as much as you want

guy 1: fuck yeah its cock hour!

by sexmaker January 1, 2021

Hookah Hour

That hour long hookah session, full of tasty sheesha, perhaps some Cannabis.

That hookah hour was excellent for smoke rings, no draft in that shed anymore.

by chestnutsroastingonanopenfire December 21, 2009

Crab Hour

This is when the crabs have a party to get high and eat 69 pounds of chalk

brooooooooo it’s crab hour let’s get high

by ratdad67 February 12, 2019