When you have an unwanted piece of paper in a classroom, and you don't feel like wasting the energy (And creating the awkward moment when everyone looks at you when you get up and throw something away) by walking to the trash can to throw it away. So instead, you tap your neighbor on the shoulder and say "Check this". While you crunch up the piece of paper, you imagine yourself making a perfect shot into the trash can in slow motion. As you release the paper ball one of two things can happen: 1)You already know you completely missed and you will look like a complete idiot for wasting your neighbor's (And possibly the girl you still need to ask out's) time to see you throw a piece of paper on the ground. 2) You will make the impossible shot directly into the trash can and get thumbs up and pats on the backs by everyone who saw you perform the feat.
*Takes place in a boring science lesson
Man 1: Yo bro, check out my skills.
Man 2: Go for it.
*Man 1 makes the shot
Man 2: Dude, you have got some serious Classroom Hoops skills!
Man 1: Yo bro, check out my skills.
Man 2: Go for it.
*Man 1 makes the shot
Man 2: Dude, you have got some serious Classroom Hoops skills!
by duckinator617 July 27, 2010
Get the Classroom Hoopsmug. A new style of dance that has been around for posssibly ten years. It incorporates hula hooping into a dance workout that is fun, feminine and sexy. Maily, viewed at music festivals and clubs.
by wild*daisies February 11, 2010
Get the hoop dancemug. by Christopher Hart January 25, 2006
Get the hoop dogmug. An asshole or vagina that is so large only a basketball could have passed through it to make it that big.
by John McNally April 25, 2008
Get the hoop shutemug. A sport originating from select groups of the natives around the Amazon river where people jump through hoops butt first.
by Mysteriousdoor June 9, 2010
Get the Butt Hoopsmug. 
basketball hoop is a small round object which can be inserted into any opening in the body and whilst inserted and exposed to said body parts, fluids will slowly begin to expand creating a hole in which pleasure can be enjoyed.
the most common are for a basketball hoop to be utilized is the nose, a long-forgotten and underappreciated hole in the human body. the nose can finally be used for and celebrated for its potential as a sexual organ.
the most common are for a basketball hoop to be utilized is the nose, a long-forgotten and underappreciated hole in the human body. the nose can finally be used for and celebrated for its potential as a sexual organ.
"i bought a basketball hoop yesterday jeff. " said bryan , " I cant wait to use it on Penelope's tiny nose"
by jlingzzz December 10, 2021
Get the basketball hoopmug.