A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.
by Perry Wilson January 26, 2005
Get the helmet hummermug. Unwashed Penis glans that carry a pungent odour and in extreme cases accumulation of smegma that resembles cottage cheese
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An Insult meaning (foolish) usually from one man to another.
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An Insult meaning (foolish) usually from one man to another.
by TremmerX September 29, 2014
Get the cheesy helmetmug. by maxboxa September 11, 2005
Get the Rough Helmetmug. A retard that wear's a helmet that sits in an electric wheelchair with a diaper that seems to ruin everything by screaming obnoxiously but you can't complain about them because "Equality" even though they're screams probably mean end me in special language
Helmet kid: "Hdosbwzgsnkagskssysjwbsiebhdjei"
Random person: "yo look at that helmet kid he won't shut the fuck up"
Random person: "yo look at that helmet kid he won't shut the fuck up"
by Gary glitters left nut November 18, 2019
Get the Helmet kidmug. This is when during having a foursome (2 men, 2 women) a women will start giving head to one of the men and the other 2 members of the group will urinate and defecate on the womans head. Wearing the excrement as a helmet.
Mike, Beckie, Danny and Kat performed the Golden Helmet last night while having a foursome. Kat was the unlukcy participant.
by Jonnnnnny June 29, 2008
Get the golden helmetmug. the peice of skin like elastic which doesnt strech very far, on ur foreskin to ur bellend. and if u brake it you are in fcking immence trouble 1337 style.
by raVen1337 April 26, 2006
Get the helmet strapmug. by james m dean April 26, 2006
Get the helmet strapmug.