helmet hummer

A blowjob from a retard specifically (but not exclusively) from a retard who's been tricked with promises of candy or puppies.

Burt's so desperate he'd take a helmet hummer.

by Perry Wilson January 26, 2005

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cheesy helmet

Unwashed Penis glans that carry a pungent odour and in extreme cases accumulation of smegma that resembles cottage cheese

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An Insult meaning (foolish) usually from one man to another.

Des you are such a cheesy helmet

by TremmerX September 29, 2014

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Rough Helmet

someone with an ungly face and/or really bad hair

nice ass, but she got a rough helmet.

by maxboxa September 11, 2005

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A retard that wear's a helmet that sits in an electric wheelchair with a diaper that seems to ruin everything by screaming obnoxiously but you can't complain about them because "Equality" even though they're screams probably mean end me in special language

Helmet kid: "Hdosbwzgsnkagskssysjwbsiebhdjei"
Random person: "yo look at that helmet kid he won't shut the fuck up"

by Gary glitters left nut November 18, 2019

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golden helmet

This is when during having a foursome (2 men, 2 women) a women will start giving head to one of the men and the other 2 members of the group will urinate and defecate on the womans head. Wearing the excrement as a helmet.

Mike, Beckie, Danny and Kat performed the Golden Helmet last night while having a foursome. Kat was the unlukcy participant.

by Jonnnnnny June 29, 2008

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helmet strap

the peice of skin like elastic which doesnt strech very far, on ur foreskin to ur bellend. and if u brake it you are in fcking immence trouble 1337 style.

omfgwtfbbq tho art in immence pain as i hav riped helmet strap and now am bleedin like fck

by raVen1337 April 26, 2006

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