Handy Samberg

When one is given a hand job on a boat or watercraft.

Man, me and my girl went out on the lake in my boat and she gave me a Handy Samberg.

by iMURDER December 15, 2010

Sandy Handy

a malevolent maneuver during the delivery of a hand-job wherein the performer edges the unsuspecting recipient into a swoon of ecstasy before swiftly and discreetly dipping their lubed hand into a concealed stash of sand and resuming the hand-job, chaffing the recipient's penis

She gave him a sandy handy while they were at the beach.

by The Inimitable January 15, 2011

jack handy

a term used to describe one who chronically jacks off

his name is phil, but it should be jack handy

by chris Washington October 16, 2005

handy andy

is a person name andy giving one a HJ. HJ=hand job.

Adrian was hanging out with Andy, when she gave him a handy Andy.

by John John John12 February 10, 2007

handi-tard

someone who is horribly stupid, biased, and shouldn't be allowed to be in charge of anything but their own breathing.

jeff is a handi-tard.

by nikki.a January 22, 2008

handi-clap

a schoolyard style clapping routine where two people sing the words: "clap, clap, handi-cap, clap (WHAT!) handi-clap!" <<< is also accompanied by choreographed movements.

1st person: "Hey you guys wana play handi-clap with me?"
2nd person: "yeh...let me wash my hands 1st"

by adam goral October 1, 2005

Handy Man

To receiving a hand job that results in getting your Jolly's off.

Even though Alf has become halosexual, he gladly received a handy man from Nancy while playing Halo2.

by TheSoapShow December 19, 2004