Cassidy haley is a L.A. based recording artist whos music is currently #6 on the top electronic albums charts. He is a child of the gays. He's hitchhiked barefoot across the country dumpster diving, raged it up in Seattle and Washington DC against the global corruption of the WTO and the IMF. He's joined the Hari Krishna's in the mountains of Kentucky chanting rounds and shaving his head into a sika.. He's danced and stripped in the seediest gay strip club and sang along side Lucent Dossier at the Coachella music festival as he swung from the rafters in front of thousands of people. he has a clothing company that is his treasure and his tomb...
His music sounds like a drugged out Justin Timberlake lost in the back streets of berlin on acid after being kidnapped by a pack of raving mad drag queens... mixed in with heaven and every thing good and all the sadness and despair of lost dreams and beautiful things
Example:
Bob: Have u heard Cassidy Haley's music yet??
Tom: Yea i have and it is Bad ass!
Bob: this guy is gonna be famous!!
Tom: what r u talking about?!?! he already is!
Example:
Bob: Have u heard Cassidy Haley's music yet??
Tom: Yea i have and it is Bad ass!
Bob: this guy is gonna be famous!!
Tom: what r u talking about?!?! he already is!
by lady hesper September 8, 2009
Get the Cassidy Haleymug. by iuihiu December 1, 2010
Get the haley warnermug. Random person commenting on a Paramore blog post- OMG Haley Williams i lo0o0ove u please come to (insert hometown here)
Random person reading comment- Dude, it's spelled Hayley. C'mon.
Random person reading comment- Dude, it's spelled Hayley. C'mon.
by ParaMatt October 18, 2008
Get the haley williamsmug. A widely popular street in Santa Barbara. Known for it's shops also for late at night it is where the hookers work.
by Jessi Bronson January 4, 2008
Get the Haley Streetmug. The most amazing girl you will ever meet! Amazing personality, super funny, and absolutely gorgeous! Her best feature is definitely her eyes. She's amazingly intelligent, to the point where it's sexy. She likes sports. If you land a Haley Rose don't ever let her go. The best way to get her is to make her laugh. If she falls for you she falls hard, and she'll always love you forever. Haley Roses are amazing!
Dude: did u see that gorgeous girl?
Dude 2: yeah, she's the sexiest girl I ever saw!
Dude: her name has GOT to be Haley Rose.
Dude 2: yeah, she's the sexiest girl I ever saw!
Dude: her name has GOT to be Haley Rose.
by Sofie Dawson November 17, 2013
Get the haley rosemug. a little girl who is depressed, emo, and is in advanced band. she simps for her friends ellie, ariana, and has a crush on her best friend dean. she is also a nice therapist and helps you i guess. she simps for tom from star vs the forces of evil, monika from doki doki literature club, grunkle stan from gravity falls, and her own toe nails <33 deep down she is a happy little girl but she wears black because she wants attention and is emo <3
by raine.loll?? March 7, 2022
Get the haley garciamug. Haley Sharpe is a tiktoker who made the popular dances on the app called " the say so dance" and " the money tree dance". Haley was in a twitch streaming group called 4freakshow which had 4 teenagers ( who were also tikokers) that did comedy skits live. Haley's users on tiktok are @yodelinghaley and @postysdaughter.
by 4freakshowfan80 April 5, 2021
Get the Haley Sharpemug.