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grunting like a goat

the noise when a disgusting man has sex
I was having sex and he like grunting like a goat
by DT94 May 31, 2016
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occupation grunt

An audible grunt, cough, or clearing of the throat issued by an individual while using a stall in a public men's restroom, especially when they hear someone else entering. This is done to advise the incoming patron that the stall is occupied, helping them avoid any awkward attempts to open the door or worse, peer through the crack in the door. A grunt is best because this bypasses any dialogue or conversation- both of which are widely regarded as taboo in a public men's room.
Cletus: so I was dropping a deuce at the mall when I heard the door open, so I gave an occupation grunt, right? But that fool didn't know any bathroom etiquette and tried to open my door anyway. As if my pants around my ankles behind the closed door wasn't enough of a giveaway!

DeSean: damn, son, I know what you mean. Same shit happened to me the other day when I was at White Castle. Thanks a lot, Obama.
by Longrod Von Hugedong May 26, 2016
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Grunt

man that grunt flew
by imwearingaredshirt April 3, 2020
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Retard Grunt

The act of making a loud constipated grunting sound at somebody that did something retarded.
"UGGHHH!" <-- Retard Grunt.
by Ballstothewall. January 28, 2012
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Grunts and Crafts

Anytime a grunt (infantry fighting person), or a group of grunts design something for a specific situation, in a short period of time, to solve a real time problem on the battlefield. Essentially, arts and crafts for military people, but on the fly.

An example of this would be retrofitting Humvees to survive IED attacks. Or when the USMC outsmarted DARPA's AI with cartwheels and carboard boxes.
They needed to fix the machine gun, so they had a grunts and crafts session to solve the problem.
by WalterWhitesPhD November 19, 2023
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grunt

"damn that outfit is serving grunt'
by biancIsGayButInSpainish July 6, 2023
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Grunts

Part of the YRG community (yourrage gameing) some broke mugs who are on the bottom of the chain
Take it off of sub only let the grunts out
by Yrg fan March 14, 2021
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