Grinching

Grinching (Verb) When a companion inserts semen back into the urethra by way of blowing said semen through a straw.

Hey babe can you come grinch me?

Wow, I could sure use a good grinching session.

by Helibobter2 May 6, 2024

Castrate a Grinch

When some thing, usually a joke, is worsened by removing parts of it, most often because of reasons like morality, censorship or being afraid of social consequences.

Ex. 1:
"Hey have you seen that new episode of this show already? It was pretty good IMO"
"Yeah, but they castrated a Grinch with that Tianmen Square joke near the end"
Ex. 2:
"Did you know that they had to remove like 1/3 of the script just because she didn't like it?"
"What? No way! They would never castrate a Grinch like this!"

by GalaxyPL December 2, 2021

Grinches

An item that people want and you have it but won’t give it to them, like Marijuana either smoked from a bong or a joint

Yo! Give me the grinches!

by Reuben Gabriel March 8, 2024

Grinching

The act of stealing packages from peoples' homes (i.e. porch piracy) during the holiday season. People often partake in grinching to avoid spending their own money on costly Christmas gifts.

A: Hey man, what presents did you buy for your family this year?
B: I didn't buy shit. I'm going grinching around the neighborhood this week.

by c. wrangler July 14, 2022

Ripping A Grinch

Ripping a long, deep, stinky fart.

Jemma walked into the mall bathroom, disgust flooding her face. "It smells like somebody is Ripping A Grinch in here!"

by The Grinch Ripper January 16, 2026

Valentine’s Grinch

A Valentine’s Grinch is someone, almost exclusively single and often for a very long time, who hates Valentine’s Day and spends the entire day shitting on it.

Mwahahaha, it’s raining on Valentine’s Day! Look at how miserable all these couples are!

I am the biggest Valentine’s Grinch of them all. I hate Valentine’s Day so much.

by Shepherd Guy February 17, 2026