Griffititus

Griffititus is a terminal illness and it is a form of extreme haemorrhoids. It is extremely dangerous and fatal.

Oh my lord. Will Griffin has griffititus!!!

by TheGriff October 6, 2022

giraffefing

When you shove your head in your partner’s asshole and clean the inside with your tongue

-He babe you wanna do some giraffefing

- only if you clean it

by Real10374 April 1, 2024

Giraffing

The act of VIOLENTLY shitting on the toilet so hard that a pattern emerges on the back of the bowl

Dude I had too much taco bell im giraffing

by Phenny_giraffe1738 June 27, 2025

Graffity

A combination of “Graffiti” and “Gravity”. Refers to graffiti that is done on the ground.

Dude, look at this graffity! Such an addition to this place!

Guys I’ve done graffity outside our house. It’s looking gorgeous!

Please stop doing graffity on the skatepark. It’s vandalism.

by Real words you may not know August 20, 2025

giraffic

tall, of exceptional height

The giraffic mushroom cloud from the nuclear detonation stretched 12 miles high

by DoctorBoomerang December 15, 2025