gimp ling

Long stringy poop

Oh I had a gimp ling

by The person of you to me December 8, 2013

bacon gimping

To have anal sex with a person who, prior to the deed, has swallowed a piece of raw bacon with a length of string attatched to it. One end of the string hangs out of the mouth of the anal recipient and as "the moment" approaches for the anal giver, he yanks the piece of string, causing the other person to vomit up the piece of bacon. During vomiting, the muscles in the anus become tightly clenched, causing an amazing sensation for the anal giver.

We indulged in a spot of Bacon Gimping , and had a nice bacon sandwich afterwards.

by anothersteve January 18, 2017

river gimp

A river gimp is someone who flips it on a catfish. That catfish thinks they’re going to get the prey, but the river gimp gets the last laugh.

Jesus I was trying to use his photo to score her but he river gimped me

by Dirtbag920 December 17, 2017

Gimp with a limp

A phrase to define, obviously and literally, a gimp (or someone with a lack of sexual prowess) who walks with a limp, insinuating his preference for sexual activity with those of the same sex due to a sore anus.

Whilst walking down the streetand seeing a pathetic excuse for a human - "look at this big gimp with a limp!"

by Diamond Dust September 5, 2008

gimp features

1. Someone who is ugly
2. Someone's face which looks like plastic surgery gone wrong
3. Someone who looks like a complete twat
4. Someone who seriously needs a facial operation but can't get one
5. Someone who looks like you

Your mum and your mum, AND your mum!

by Mr Piss-Brains January 29, 2004

Gimp Arse

Someone who has a handi"capable" buttox area...or alternate meaning someone who fucks up a lot

ur sucha gimp arse!

by shan and dust June 16, 2003

Gimp Tuesday

A game popular among groups of male friends.

If, at any point on a Tuesday, one person shouts: "Gimp Tuesday!" his friends must all respond similarly: "Gimp Tuesday!"

The last person to respond is the loser. He has to suck off the initiator.

A man: "Gimp Tuesday!"

Three other man: "Gimp Tuesday!"

Final man: "Oh, crumbs."

by Coins May 12, 2009