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bacon gimping

To have anal sex with a person who, prior to the deed, has swallowed a piece of raw bacon with a length of string attatched to it. One end of the string hangs out of the mouth of the anal recipient and as "the moment" approaches for the anal giver, he yanks the piece of string, causing the other person to vomit up the piece of bacon. During vomiting, the muscles in the anus become tightly clenched, causing an amazing sensation for the anal giver.
We indulged in a spot of Bacon Gimping , and had a nice bacon sandwich afterwards.
by anothersteve January 18, 2017
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Page's Gimp

Page's Gimp is commonly known as a person who will go to many lengths to look impressive, good, and worthy towards another person or group of higher social standing. This is usually due to their need to ascend in the ranks of their workplace, school, or society in general.
Tom: shall we go for a cigarette Saddam
Saddam: i've just had one but yes of course let me get mine

Nat (thinks to himself ): Saddam is such a Page's Gimp
by rizzzi5445 October 18, 2013
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Papal Gimp

When you are in the basement of your friends house but only come out on Sunday.
John Henry was very excited to get out on Wednesday, because as the papal gimp he usually only gets out on Sunday”
by kellyhasabowl July 2, 2021
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Gimp with a limp

A phrase to define, obviously and literally, a gimp (or someone with a lack of sexual prowess) who walks with a limp, insinuating his preference for sexual activity with those of the same sex due to a sore anus.
Whilst walking down the streetand seeing a pathetic excuse for a human - "look at this big gimp with a limp!"
by Diamond Dust September 5, 2008
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gimp features

1. Someone who is ugly
2. Someone's face which looks like plastic surgery gone wrong
3. Someone who looks like a complete twat
4. Someone who seriously needs a facial operation but can't get one
5. Someone who looks like you
by Mr Piss-Brains January 29, 2004
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Gimp Arse

Someone who has a handi"capable" buttox area...or alternate meaning someone who fucks up a lot
by shan and dust June 16, 2003
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booty gimp

booty gimp- a phrased used towards a person who is "terrible at a certain action" usually referring to a person's inability to be good at "life" {mostly used as an adjective, sometimes a noun}

See woo stebbs for a similar reference
Wow, Marcus is so booty gimp at sniping!
by <-----THIS GUY! November 9, 2009
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