Gimp Gland

An unknown part of the human body which triggers involuntary smilling or giggling through external positive stimulus such as happy scenes in tv shows or movies.

Look at you smiling away like a idiot; is this show tugging on your fucking gimp gland.

I really love this show it gets my gimp gland going.

by Paulipicus Johnston February 11, 2018

Papal Gimp

When you are in the basement of your friends house but only come out on Sunday.

“John Henry was very excited to get out on Wednesday, because as the papal gimp he usually only gets out on Sunday”

by kellyhasabowl July 2, 2021

river gimp

A river gimp is someone who flips it on a catfish. That catfish thinks they’re going to get the prey, but the river gimp gets the last laugh.

Jesus I was trying to use his photo to score her but he river gimped me

by Dirtbag920 December 17, 2017

Gimp with a limp

A phrase to define, obviously and literally, a gimp (or someone with a lack of sexual prowess) who walks with a limp, insinuating his preference for sexual activity with those of the same sex due to a sore anus.

Whilst walking down the streetand seeing a pathetic excuse for a human - "look at this big gimp with a limp!"

by Diamond Dust September 5, 2008

gimp features

1. Someone who is ugly
2. Someone's face which looks like plastic surgery gone wrong
3. Someone who looks like a complete twat
4. Someone who seriously needs a facial operation but can't get one
5. Someone who looks like you

Your mum and your mum, AND your mum!

by Mr Piss-Brains January 29, 2004

Gimp Arse

Someone who has a handi"capable" buttox area...or alternate meaning someone who fucks up a lot

ur sucha gimp arse!

by shan and dust June 16, 2003

Gimp Tuesday

A game popular among groups of male friends.

If, at any point on a Tuesday, one person shouts: "Gimp Tuesday!" his friends must all respond similarly: "Gimp Tuesday!"

The last person to respond is the loser. He has to suck off the initiator.

A man: "Gimp Tuesday!"

Three other man: "Gimp Tuesday!"

Final man: "Oh, crumbs."

by Coins May 12, 2009