constant gardener

A persistent nose picker. Someone who really goes to town on his nose in public habitually.

He could not stop fiddling with his nose while we were talking. I knew that he was a nose picker but this bordered on "constant gardener" behavior.

by deepdishdave March 2, 2011

grant garner

u put my name on here so im doin the same ahahahahahahahahahaha grant likes cheese

grant said to a typewriter, i fly with my tape measure!

by ahahahahaha August 5, 2003

gardener

A person who sits on the couch and picks through their weed.

Leslie: Hey Jess what are you doing today?

Jessy: Oh im just gonna break up this weed...

Leslie: Your such a gardener!

by mami chilosa April 11, 2011

constant gardener

the act of having anal sex from behind on a porch and then pulling out quickly and having someone else insert, without the knowledge of the receiver. after pulling out, one runs outside and starts mowing the lawn in full view of the receiver, so as to surprise them in the realization that it is not you in their anus.

Ralph and I performed the constant gardener on Phylicia.

by The Destroyers April 3, 2008

Gardener

A person who deflowers others. Typically a slut or a man whore. A person who has taken the virginity of multiple people.

"Did you hear about Hanna last night?"
"No, what happened?"
"She banged another virgin."
"Oh my gosh, she is such a gardener!"

by BrutontheCruton July 29, 2014

Gardnered

To be minding one's own business and then find one's self hit in the head (usually with a soft projectile).

I was intently trying to finish my work when, out of nowhere, I was Gardnered with a beachball.

by FRS December 9, 2008

Garner

A Garner is a person who acts like a little bitch. As a kid, a Garner can be heard shouting "I'm telling!" at any injustice or breaking of a rule. As an adult, a Garner is still a liltle bitch. They often tattle tale and avoid confrontation with other adults.

A Garner tends to think of themselves as above others and expects the world to cater to them. This, of course, is because they are more intelligent than everyone. A Garner will be the first to tell you how wonderful they are.

"He's a real Garner, ran right to the boss to tattle but didn't talk to me. "
"She's a Garner, you have to do it her way because she thinks she knows everything."

by Uratroll September 23, 2020