Shits fucked

Simplifying all the details in a fucked up situation.

Mr. Giggins: "First I find out my girlfriend cheated on me, then I find out she is actually a prostitute, and then I find out my Dad is a homosexual!"

Dr. Hyphy: "shits fucked"

by zomblerz November 22, 2009

Shit-Fuck

An expression used when just yelling "Fuck" is not enough. Also a gay sex position.

*stubs pinky toe on chair*
Oh Shit-Fuck! That hurt!

by A Manly Ape September 23, 2014

fucking ass shit...

A long stream of obscenities uttered after something has gone wrong.

Aw man I spilled my coffee. Fucking ass shit...

by Bisexual_Bicycle October 13, 2016

The fuck my shit at?

Expression of rage at the delayed or halted arrival of something you want.

The 'shit' can be replaced with other words to fit the situation.

*obligatory "The fuck my shit at? moment*

Marina: *checks mail* I ordered that shirt 3 weeks ago. They told me it would be here in 5 days.

Marina then filed a complaint. She didn't bother to fill out the form; instead, she wrote "THE FUCK MY SHIRT AT" in big letters on the entire thing.

Her shirt arrived the next day.

by the hell is this shit October 31, 2012

shit fuck

a term used when you dont have the words to express how you really feel

person A: dude by the way those bumps down there are herpes.
person B: shit fuck!!!!!!!

by nsu22snowdemon November 7, 2002

fucked up shit

To have ones shit fucked up

After losing to TROGDOR Billy was depressed to the point of suicide. TROGDOR Fucked billy's shit up.

by NADROJ January 21, 2004

Shit fucking

A slang term used to describe extreme unproductivity. Similar to "fucking around" but a rung or two higher in how worthless the person is being.

Dave your paper is due by the end of the day! Stop shit fucking on Reddit and get to work!

by jellyjones May 25, 2018