Furbleweed

Those little drifting clumps of pet hair that seem to roll across the floor when you have company, no matter how many times you vacuum or dust.

"I'm sick of this. It's haunting me. The hairs. It's always there. Everywhere. Furbleweed!"

"An element present in every house, no matter how clean it is, no furbleweed, the place is haunted."

by Epictrishax September 6, 2012

fumble freak

Where someone at a party passes out after drinking too much alcohol, then a guy jerks off and ejaculates onto their bare ass.

Girl #1: Did you see Mike did at the party last night?
Girl #2: I know - he's so disgusting,what a fumble freak.

by flagellum_mayor July 25, 2013

fubbery

Cheating; Deception.

Obama's words on healthcare are fubbery

by Gt9918 November 13, 2013

Fibbleburton

The warning fart before a massive wall-shaking bowel movement.

"My fibbleburton did not prepare me for what followed, the porcelain cracked."

by WillyAnthem March 20, 2014

Fumblescrote

Fumblescrote. Adjective. The act of frantically trying to recapture the waistband of one's pants from between the ballbag and the base of the zip, having slipped from the grasp of the thumb, blocking the imminent flow of piss moments before release.

"I was there. I'd made it - and then my thumb slipped off and I had 'Fumblescrote' for several seconds. It was agony".

by Glennyboy November 2, 2015

fibblets

The tight tooshie of a girl that escapes the bottom of her short shorts.

OMG! I could take a bite out of those fibblets!

by Thesbian Lesbian January 19, 2016

Fumbledick

Someone who fumbledicks is called a fumbledicker. To fumbledick means to take your time or get distracted when enroute somewhere or doing something. If I am leaving the house and my wife is waiting in the car for me , but I keep watching the game or I forget my watch or I forgot to take my medicine. I would be fumbledicking around and my wife would let me know that I was a fumbledicker as soon as I get in the car.

Dom please be fast when you go into the store and do not fumbledick around, because I'm in a hurry.

by DJR22 September 11, 2016