Jizz Fountain

A large build up of semen, that can be sprayed over a female, like a fountain, by plugging the end with your finger.

Hold up baby im gonna spray you with my jizz fountain.

by Steven Filby August 13, 2007

Goon Fountain

An object of great beauty and wealth. Similar to that of a Chocolate Fountain differing as it spews deliciously cheap goon from its summit. Goon Fountains are a highly sought after commodity usually evoking jealousy and other shifty personality traits in their provider. These character flaws can swell and cause said promises to disappear 'just like writing in the sand'. Many compare the promise of a goon fountain to that of the promised lands, wishing the god of goon would not renigger on his offering. In the past when said providers have gone back on their words they have gained many titles and criticisms including; forsaker of bonds, renouncer of ties and the dog without a tail. Someone who goes back on a promised goon fountain may also be referred to as a 'goon fountainer' or said to be 'goon fountaining' usually implying an act of betrayal greater than dogging.

Trusting Friend - Hey Dawg, how about that goon fountain?
Dawg - this goon is mine, all the way to the old fence line
Trusting Friend - Oh Come On! Ya Damn Jurk

Or

Person 1 - Did u hear about that jurk totally goon foutaining that guy the other day?
Person 2 - Yeah man it was fucked he bench pressed his entire family for messing up his hair
Person 1 - REAL!?

by WhiteAlwaysMovesFirst May 30, 2013

...and then I found a fiver

At the end of a long story you now realise was really boring, you should always end that story with "...and then I found a fiver."

I was gonna eat some cheese. Then I realised I didn't want any and had some yoghurt instead...and then I found a fiver

by Terry 87 November 21, 2010

...and then I found $5.

a phrase you would say after telling a "funny" story, but the other person didn't laugh. Makes the story more interesting.

...and then I found $5.

by dreamer3759 April 4, 2011

Mexican Ass Fountain

Initial steady stream of shit disbursed through the anus ( usually accompanying sever anal burning) whilst on the toilet after a hefty meal of Mexican food.

"I was so sick after I ate five tacos at that Mexican restaurant, talk about a Mexican Ass Fountain!

by James Casey & Matt Druken May 22, 2008

Chocolate Fountain

When a girl who's got diarrhoea gets shit in her vaginal orifice and squirts. The resulting mixture shit and squirt creates a "CHOKOLATE FUNTAIN"

"What did you shower your peanuts in?" "A chocolate fountain."

"Do you have shit in your eye?" "Yeah, my girlfriend gave me a chocolate fountain."

by Mr. T. Shingles November 19, 2013

piss fountain

when a male pissed in a up words direction, making a piss fountain

joe did a piss fountain in class the other day nah1

by andi reeson June 9, 2005