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Forked pee

When a man is urinating and interference from the peehole causes the pee to split into two simultaneous streams. It usually occurs after sex or going to the bathroom after getting out of bed in the morning. Depending on the geometry between the two streams, it is possible to get both of them into the toilet bowl. However, it's more common for one to go in the bowl and the other to hit the floor, rim, seat, etc.
Science still can't fully explain the seemingly magical phenomenon known as forked pee.
by Steven-O July 22, 2018
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Gravy Fork

(noun) a lude, yet humorous slang term for a mans junk.
"...or I'll stab you with my gravy fork!" :)
by skatercater January 5, 2010
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plastic fork

cheap, common eating utensil with long spikes for eating/killing with, you decide, usually comes in a pack
Cut my life into pizza, this is my plastic fork over baking, heavy breathing dont give a fuck it its carbs that im eating
by metal cheezbooger December 17, 2016
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fork flicking

When you wind up and flick your filthy cock on a girls clit when you're about to bust nut fatter than Rebel Wilson.
Dude I was fork flicking your hoor mother last night. But don't worry I won't be your friend and your dad.
by The fork flickers November 26, 2017
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tune forked

When a guy farts during sex. The vibrations travel through the penis into the vagina and the woman feels it. Like a tuning fork.
"Haha, yah I tune forked Felecia last night."
by St. Felecia April 12, 2016
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booty fork

A plastic fork that has been scratched on the ass by an itchy, booty individual.
I just realized that I ate my salad with a booty fork
by GeorgePorgi June 30, 2016
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Fork Gang

People who are classy enough to stab their food instead of spooning them like a loving couple.
Imagine not being in Fork Gang and not being able to cut your food without a knife.
by Official Fork Gang October 23, 2019
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