flanders

A wonderful, magical invisible octopus that is orange with purple spots. Flanders are often eaten by goats and turned into invisible goat turds which are strewn all over sidewalks. They are also the targets of multiple sad attempts at songwriting by deranged peoples that have nothing better to do with their lives YAY!

If I had a Flanders, I'd hug it and squeeze it and love it and name it George.

Damn, those Flanders sure are tight!

by mooogan August 30, 2004

Funderburk

An evil satanic bitch that has a HUGE stick up her ass.

Mrs. Funderburk has a penis.

by Stingray September 17, 2003

funderwear

'Funny underwear'! The ones with a yellow smiley face on the front (and the back...), underwear that bears funny messages, ...

Funderwear is a complete no-no for real men!

by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007

Flounder

A turd that is quite flat. It can be long or short, but with very little girth.

Don: Who left the flounder swimming around in the bowl?

Dan: I did. I tried to flush it, but it swam back up.

by OrangeElixir September 6, 2013

Funderburk

An old, saggy lizard that eats babies and/or small children.

Mrs. Funderburk is a douche.

by Kevin Pugh September 30, 2003

Flounder

Excessive moving of the hand between someone else's leg. ( like the movement of a fish)

Oh no, Hunter and Joe, just floundered me! My day is now ruined.

by BigdaddyTF March 3, 2011

Flounder

Flounder is one of the characters from the Disney movie "The Little Mermaid". He is a fish, and Ariel's best friend. So, if your name is Flounder you are a loyal friend.

Flounder the loyal fish.

by Andrea.... August 8, 2008