Flap Sponge

The action of rubbing a ladyfriend's vagina until it is adequately moist, and then smearing the contents of it on said ladyfriend's face.

Note: strength may very from a playful wipe to a full-on slap.

"She threw me out when I gave her a flap sponge."

by Blue Alfredo October 29, 2007

Flap-Bag

The flap of fat that hangs over the pant line of an obese person.

That lady has one huge flap-bag.

Check out the flap-bag on that person.

by Drew Butner February 10, 2009

Vlogger's flap

A word used by Roman Atwood to describe is chicken flap on his arm near his triceps.
The term is derived from the fact that he is a vlogger with a flap.

He has some serious Vlogger's flap, he could probably fly!

by Budder Tortoise July 7, 2016

Punchin Flap

Used to indicate the having of sex.

She got her flap punched. He punched her flap.

by shieldsy February 10, 2005

Deli Flaps

Meaty pussy lips. Look like a little pile of shaved roast beef. A little pink in the center and brown around the edges.

Babe got the deli flaps.

I was sucking her deli flaps and she was squirting all over the place.

I could see her deli flaps through her yoga pants.

by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017

Flaps' eye

The term Flaps' eye came about in the UK in May 2013 as a female version of the male 'Jap's Eye' japs eye or 'urinary meatus', however due to the overly complicated nature of the female genitalia, (and man's inability to comprehend this) there is another hole down there that it can refer to, the vagina.

Urethra:
Anita Dick - Phil I think I've got another UTI again, my Flaps' eye is stinging like TCP...

Vagina:
Phillip McAvity - Mike you'll never guess what I saw this morning..
Michael Hock - What's that Phil?
Phillip McAvity - I accidentally walked in on Anita this morning 'cause I heard a loud buzzing sound. She was at it hard with that magic wand again; her legs were so wide her Flap's eye was winking at me!

by The Jungle Monster May 4, 2013

Flapping Sphincter

A loudmouth moron that runs their mouth making factless statements and failed arguments and when they are called out for their ignorance, they resort to name calling or some other irrelevant, baseless accusation.

The US Congress is full of corrupt flapping sphincters.

True journalism is dead. It’s now comprised of agenda driven flapping sphincters.

by Dick Onchin November 25, 2020