flanus

This is a term coined by a good friend in my band. He made this word up and then started hearing it all over the state, no joke!

it is simply put, "a flaming anus" like when you have to put on a hard hat and a rope for climbing just to hit the pottie.

devilish and wicked.

You are such a flanus.

I can't believe that yer flanus has been acting up for the last 5 hours!

by five a.m. May 17, 2006

fred flintstone

i'll explain in this

seeing as i'm fred flintstone, i can make your bed ROCK!

by www July 2, 2003

Fred Flintstone

a very short "stubble" beard around 8-12 hours old.

see 5:00 shadow

I have to shave twice a day; otherwise I'll have a Fred Flintstone by 9PM.

by BJT9000 January 8, 2003

Flant

The new flavor of semen once it has pooled in the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis. This catchment of semen usually occurs after a hand or blow job is received by an uncircumcised man. The word has been derived through a combination of the word 'flavor' and the 'ant eater' like resemblance of an uncircumcised penis.

David: "... And then she slurped up the leftover flant once she was done giving me head."

by zeechelle April 8, 2009

Flintstone Houdini

A sex act/prank where the male is entering from behind in front of a window and surreptitiously swaps places with another male, dresses and exits the house quietly. He then walks by the window casually and looks in the window to see the coupling. He shouts "Barney!" in a Fred Flintstone voice.

"The honeymoon was very romantic except for when Hank pulled a Flintstone Houdini on me. "

by MontgomeryQ September 30, 2009

FLANT

person whose had sex already

yesterday i was a virgin, today i'm a flant

by mrqman93 November 22, 2011

block of flats

Expression used by someone who found the object another person was looking for, especially when the 'lost' object was found in an obvious location.

Paul: "What's this? A block of flats?" *holding up Jim's keys found on the coffee table in front of Jim's chair*

by Sketchey January 6, 2008