fanny fiddler

Usually, named Jessica/Olivia. They touch their fanny and post it on social media platforms unintentionally.

"JESSICA ARE YOU FIDDLING YOUR FANNY AGAIN!!!" again you fanny fiddler

by ariizonacowgirlkitty789 July 5, 2022

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Fanny Wagon

A car that is used to attract the ladies

"I sure got my fair share of fanny last night Jimbob."

"Is that so Joebob? How comes?"

"I went a'cruisin' in m'fanny wagon."

by The_Killing_Road September 30, 2008

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fanny slap

a female actually slapping someone on the face with their fanny. Usually the victim has to be laid down unless the female is particularly versatile.

James: Damn! last night i thought i was gonna get some

Kelvin: oh yeah? what happened?

James: She threw me on the bed but then just gave me a massive fanny slap!

by James and Kelvin February 13, 2007

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fanny wobble

Making a big deal over a minor thing.

"It's no problem! For gods sake, woman, stop having a fanny wobble."

by Emma, Queen of Hearts September 24, 2005

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happy fanny

a girl who loves cock

betty loved a lot of cocks, she was a happy fanny

by daveyb1 January 24, 2011

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Fanny Tax

Having to pay over the odds for alcoholic beverages at a drinking establishment due to the employment of better than average looking muff.

Male 1 - You wanna go to <insert pretentious club/bar>?
Male 2 - Nah, it's like five quid a pint, I'm not paying fanny tax
Male 1 - Man, you cheap cunt

by Grimmidge June 13, 2011

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