Fanny Wagon

A car that is used to attract the ladies

"I sure got my fair share of fanny last night Jimbob."

"Is that so Joebob? How comes?"

"I went a'cruisin' in m'fanny wagon."

by The_Killing_Road September 30, 2008

fanny balder

A high quality razor for the female genitalia.

I've never been as smooth since using that fanny balder with a drop of clungeditioner.

by Way-Way February 2, 2023

fanny slap

a female actually slapping someone on the face with their fanny. Usually the victim has to be laid down unless the female is particularly versatile.

James: Damn! last night i thought i was gonna get some

Kelvin: oh yeah? what happened?

James: She threw me on the bed but then just gave me a massive fanny slap!

by James and Kelvin February 13, 2007

fanny wobble

Making a big deal over a minor thing.

"It's no problem! For gods sake, woman, stop having a fanny wobble."

by Emma, Queen of Hearts September 24, 2005

Fanny smudging

To rub ones hands vigorously across the female genitalia

I was busy fanny smudging the Mrs last, she fucking loved it

by Bigbob91 July 15, 2015

janny fanny

janny fanny similar to the infamous glory hole but instead of being between 2 cubical's its a hole located on the back wall above the toilet system

i put my cock through the janny fanny and felt an almighty blowjob

by Gh0stReaper July 29, 2018

Furlough fanny

Furlough fanny. Extremely hairy vagina

Wow Suzan had a proper furlough fanny looked like it hadn’t seen a razor since she finished work

by £&@ July 9, 2020