The most clever comeback a teacher will ever make. It will be used against you if you forgot to do something.
Mr Broadhead: Where is your commerce book?
Yasmin: I forgot to pack it this morning.
Mr Broadhead: Failure to plan is planning to FAIL! :O
Yasmin: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yasmin: I forgot to pack it this morning.
Mr Broadhead: Failure to plan is planning to FAIL! :O
Yasmin: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
by gravedog February 2, 2010
Get the Failure to plan is planning to fail!mug. The term used in an organization that is commonplace for no apparent reason to explain why leadership only designates ONE person in the whole organization to be the Point of Contact to be able to fix something that is broken. When this is person or entity isn't available the whole organization - or the specific people affected by the problem are at the mercy of this person returning to work to solve the problem. Single Point of Failure or SPOF is commonly used with another term known as FUBAR - (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) because no professional organization would allow a Single Point of Failure to exist.
I'm sorry but we can't fix your computer today because we have a Single Point of Failure (SPOF) in that department. Pay no attention to the man behind the green curtain - he can't fix your computer - the only person who can do that isn't here today. You might want to try and click your heels together and say three times - "there's no place like home - there's no place like home - because if you were at home your internet service provider has an entire staff that is interchangeable and capable of completing most any IT-related task.
by smesc2002 January 13, 2022
Get the Single Point of Failure (SPOF)mug. An Al Gore failure beard is the cloak of shame worn by men who have been unemployed for over 90 days and don't have any job leads. I also used it for hopeless people and institutions.
"My dad's job search isn't going well. He is rocking an Al Gore failure beard."
"My buddy got laid off last year, and spends a lot of time on LinkedIn. He'll have to shave his Al Gore failure beard when he finally gets an interview."
"My flight was canceled last night, even though we only had an inch of snow. American Airlines is the Al Gore failure beard of the airline industry."
"My buddy got laid off last year, and spends a lot of time on LinkedIn. He'll have to shave his Al Gore failure beard when he finally gets an interview."
"My flight was canceled last night, even though we only had an inch of snow. American Airlines is the Al Gore failure beard of the airline industry."
by PunkRockHR December 18, 2019
Get the Al Gore Failure Beardmug. OVER TRESPASSING a pivotal individual that has to be HIDDEN and OVERT at the same time that has been sandwiched within a MAJOR OCCURRENCE.where that can lead to serious REPERCUSSIONS in the FUTURE by blocking the PIVOTAL INDIVIDUAL'S DEFINITIONS out of their OVERT side as to THWART the most important INVESTIGATION OF MOTIVES where you jeopardize the very FREEDOM of the OVERT as to be careless and spinoff more problems by doing as such.
Just because of a SEXUAL ORIENTATION in this world will always have immense difficulty if not HETEROSEXUAL and not only that due to historical defense "symbolisms and faulty role models" of compromise for other SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS utilized , the definitions of these MAJOR OCCURENCE ELEMENTS has been dropped due to THE TRESPASS GAME and filching petty theif behavior by HOMOSEXUAL COMMUNITY which has caused SERIOUS DEFINITIONAL FAILURES of the URBAN DICTIONARY throughout and has stifled greatly creativity and ruined a continuing sophisticated investigation to the point of URBAN DICTIONARY obstructing in many different ways as such by not embodying it's very essence of fuction OVERT* = THE SLEAZE FACTOR.
TELEPATHY "DOUBLE COVERAGE"
"GLOBAL HOMOSEXUAL FAILURE"
"GLOBAL OTHER ORIENTATION FAILURES"
TELEPATHY "DOUBLE COVERAGE"
"GLOBAL HOMOSEXUAL FAILURE"
"GLOBAL OTHER ORIENTATION FAILURES"
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 26, 2022
Get the DEFINITIONAL FAILURESmug. When you wanna quit Piano Lessons but your mom says no so you secretly hire a "Piano Failure" to slowly help you lose your skill until its physically impossible to play the Piano so your mom lets you quit.
by Tannon+Eli February 14, 2022
Get the Piano Failuresmug. by fuckingfailurev1 May 28, 2018
Get the failuremug. The 2011 Boston Red Sox
Marvin partnered up with Alicia in a Mixed Doubles Tennis match against Graham and Evelyn, they led 6-0 5-0 40-0, but lost the match 6-0, 5-7, 0-6, what a miserable failure!
by PhoenixGamer34 July 24, 2021
Get the Miserable Failuremug.