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Embrace Math, Exclude Myth

When the Trump’s campaign team should stop playing the political game by defending their boss’s false claim of fraudulent electoral voting in states where he is trailing his opponent and start admitting that more than half of the electorate had voted to fire the Commander in Cheat or Pinocchio-in-Chief.
As more mail-in ballots in the key battleground states confirm the trend that Biden is outperforming Trump, it’s politically childish or selfish for Trump’s allies and his campaign team to give him the false hope that he’d still win the election via frivolous lawsuits, when they’d tell him off “to embrace math, exclude myth.”
by MathPlus November 7, 2020
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The Worlds Greates Excuse

"Because you touch yourself at night"
"Why did all the dinosaurs die?"
"Because you touch yourslef at night"
by DJ Shiznasty MC Fasty June 11, 2006
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exclusionist

An exclusionist is a person who gatekeeps (i.e. excludes) certain people or identities from a group. This is particularly prevalent in the LGBTQ+ community, but also occurs in other (usually minority) groups as well. Often times exclusionists stubbornly maintain one viewpoint without attempting to understand those they exclude, even after having their mindsets thoroughly debunked by inclusionists. Exclusionists often treat identities as "clubs" and "in-groups" that they exclude others from in order to feel more valid in their own identities, usually not realizing that those outside the group often do not understand the differences and subject all identities to judgement and oppression.
1. Penny is a pansexual exclusionist. She says that pansexuals invalidate bisexual and trangender people, but that makes no sense. She doesn't get that bisexuality is the attraction to two or more genders, and that pansexuality is the attraction that is not determined by gender, and that neither invalidates other identities.

2. You're a bisexual exclusionist because you think you can only be gay or straight, no in-between? Dude, you know that bisexuality isn't always an attraction to just men and just women, right?

3. Did you hear Andrew is an ace exclusionist? He keeps saying he excludes asexual and aromantic people from LGBTQ+ because he doesn't know the difference between asexuality and abstinence. He really needs to do some research.

4. You know that one author? Turns out she's a TERF, which means she excludes transgender people from feminism because they weren't born female. What a boomer.

5. I'm genderfluid, and use neopronouns. If you're an exclusionist and you don't think my identities are valid, don't interact!
by PewPewGuns September 25, 2020
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Excruse me

Politely asking to be excused, in ebonics.
Excruse me Shantika!
by Rhetoric ebonics August 20, 2013
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excuse yoga

The art of stretching and bending the truth to fit your needs.
While trying to tie in a movie to his class, Jim used excuse yoga to convince the administration to let him use it.
by A11ornuthin February 26, 2014
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Excuse me, but shit

A polite way of letting someone or something know the impending doom of a situation.

Also, you could tap someone on the shoulder and say this before slinging shit in their face
Paul tapped her on the shoulder, seeing the giant wave behind her. "Excuse me, but shit" he said, pointing to the wave
by The dark Lilith November 11, 2016
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exclusively-almost

(adv.) 1.THE BEST EXPLANATION EVER!! 2. A Great excuse. 3. A pretty funny oxymoron.
I DON'T CHEAT!... I AM, exclusively-almost MONOGAMOUS!!
by startedwun May 28, 2018
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