wow you have an ethan
by Sugmafanny May 25, 2020
Ethan is that kind of guy who makes you feel happy with only saying hello. He'll always try to make you feel better whenever you're sad or down, he'll be one of literally the closest friends in your life. He'll be OBSESSED WITH STALIA or any good tv show. He would be the shoulder to lay on and the only guy who you would wish to have a friendship that never ends. He's someone compassionate, loving, unique, caring, smart, literally the best think that ever happened to you. You will literally feel like you two know since forever, because of how much he knows about you. Sometimes, you even think that you don't deserve someone like an Ethan for how amazing he can be with you. But an Ethan is someone who's almost like your brother, it would be weird if Ethan gets into an argument. But if you have any Ethans in your life, never let him go and make him feel loved AT ALL TIMES, BECAUSE HE WILL DO THE SAME only to make you smile.
by THE OG EIZA January 19, 2017
The kind of kid to start screeching and pointing his tongue out at the lunch table and pretending he's an iguana. Ethan's are usually Ginger and have zero friends. You can usually tell its an Ethan by the fact they are most likely sitting alone. Avoid Ethan.
by Rude Stooge August 08, 2020
An Ethan is typically a middle school band nerd who thinks that they are better than they really are.
Wowzers that Ethan is really scaring me right now, he looks like he is about to shank me with his clarinet.
by price of rice April 19, 2017
by MuffinsR.Dece December 05, 2018