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Eternal

eternal: is a fucking needy bitch who leaches off others and complains when she doesn't get what she wants. aka as a spoiled white brat
Don't be an eternal because it is not nice to be spoiled
by FateWasTaken November 1, 2020
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Eternal

is a fucking needy bitch who leaches off others and complains when she doesn't get what she wants. aka as a spoiled white brat
Tori is a eternal
by FateWasTaken November 1, 2020
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Eternal Comet

This is a gamertag for a guy named Dominick
Did you play with Eternal Comet last night he's pretty good at the game
by Lookoverthere181 January 1, 2021
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Eternal Boner

A boner men get when they’re around the girl that they see as the hottest girl in their opinions. Eternal boners can happen from a guy looking at a super hot nude girl on porn, seeing a naked hot in person when they’re about to have sex with them, or seeing their crush naked whatever if it’s in porn or real life.
Me: Man, I cannot stop thinking about Matilde. Every time I see her naked pictures and videos from her Onlyfans, I feel like I get an eternal boner. If I see her naked in person, I’d really have an eternal boner.

Person: Dude, you’re obsessed with her. You wouldn’t last one second having sex with her.

Me: Yes, but I’d still have a huge boner after cumming. I bet I could cum multiple times.

Person: Yeah, right.
by AntiCircumcisionMan January 3, 2021
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eternal beauty

It’s not our external appearance, but the deeds we do and the words we say.

that is what we call eternal beauty
by eternalpeace March 3, 2021
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bowel eternity

Sitting on the toilet for longer than expected

An exaggeration of constipation
It felt like a bowel eternity and worst of all this was at work.
by Anarchon March 21, 2021
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hope springs eternal

( invented by Bret Baier at Fox News after the Louisiana flooding of Aug 2016): there's always hope even in the face of the worst disasters.
Donald Trump is running for president out of nationalism, patriotism and a more mature understanding (than Hilary Clinton) of the phrase hope springs eternal, specially when it applies to the inner city problems facing America
by Sexydimma April 7, 2021
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